Bruh.
Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?
Is this… real?
I’ve seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.
Obviously she’s got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.
Or maybe it’s just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?
Imagine you try to do your job and internet calls you officer badonkadonk. :D
My default these days is the former boomer mindset of: “It’s online? It’s probably not real.”
It’s way better than Officer “Dee MegaDooDoo”
That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.
Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, that’s the the only thing.
Getting people to talk about the headline is going to be really difficult, like… Damn, I wish I had some kind of metaphor or idiom for this situation
What headline?
I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn’t understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.
Ohhhh there’s a way, there is a way!
Gay guy here and I had trouble parsing the headline. I was relieved by the top comment. Phew.
Nailed it
Sacre bleu!
It’s wild that just 25 years ago, this would not likely be the reaction.
Hemlines go up and down
Preference for badonk goes up and down
A manly penis size and high-heel height are also super culturally defined
There’s no way that isn’t shopped. If it isn’t, what’s her insta? I’d want proof.
How does she even get her pants on?
One leg at a time, I imagine.
It seems to be her https://www.instagram.com/nadine_djelassi/
That is her, searched her name and she’s trying to be an influencer on tiktok / Instagram, but her LinkedIn came out along with the rest of her networks as police. So yeah, 100%. It also seems she’s already known (not nsfw) lol
Her insta says “entrepreneur”. Which is… interesting, given that the vast majority of civil servants are forbidden from exercising any other profession in France.
Found this…
https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/kardashian-cop-has-people-begging-to-be-arrested-after-viral-video/
And a couple of pictures. Yeah, seems real. I’m shocked.
Damn… I’m in awe. I’m sure someone horny enough could identify her. She’s with the police force, she was at the arrest. If you search for local articles, you could find the location, then the police station(s) involved, and scour them all to find her.
I ain’t got time for that though, nor am I horny enough.
Identify her? What the fuck is wrong with you? You’re literally suggesting a woman should be doxxed because of her looks.
Doxxed = looked up on Instagram.
She makes her photos public for everyone to see, it’s not doxxing.
Seeking someone’s irl name based on seeing them in a photo is fucked up, regardless of platform.
You’re working backwards, you seem to know this person is an influencer personality or something, and are assuming they’d therefore be fine with people seeking them out. The above comment (imo), and my comment are working from the photo only. As such, it’s fucked up.
Listen broski, don’t try that gaslighting shit here
You know that’s not what the person meant
“someone horny enough could identify her”
What’s your take to defend the commenter on that one?
Also that’s not what gaslighting means.
At most, I’ve misunderstood then and they haven’t clarified or edited.
She’s a public servant
Implants my guy
Not always, I went to school with a girl like that. Some are definitely real.
When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass
This happened over 2 years ago. Why else would you post it now other than for dat azz?
& that too on Lemmy Shitpost
God damn it, getting these folks to stay on topic! It’s like pulling… How do you think she gets out of those, anyway
She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.
There is a new Dutch renovation show that has a girl with exactly that build. She had to call another contestent info the bathroom because she couldn’t get her leggings pulled up over her ass. It’s definitely causes real problems but if it’s not a fake butt is another question.
Sauce pls 🥺
“Een Eigen Huis”
On VTMGO in belgium
The only teeth I’m interested in are my teeth biting that INSANE dumptruck.
Imagine getting busted by that cop, and looking around at the other cops going “are you serious right now”
I think it’s the mark of an enlightened society when a beautiful woman can make a living outside of arts, entertainment or prostitution.
I can’t just pretend that’s not there!
I can. It’s very doable. And I think she wouldn’t want to be sexulized all the time
We can discuss both!
Left and right, right?
Dayum, I’d let her Floyd me.
pass auf, die Amis reagieren nicht gut auf sowas
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
I’d 127 hours both my arms to suffocate in that ass
She has to pay two tickets every time she travels.
If a component of the fart is cheeks clapping, this woman is an omega level threat.
Anyway. One can shit with less.
Easy peasy, folks. If you want to know why, it was a simple decision. He thought of any number of ways he could to “naturally” meet Detective Dumptruck. He compared those options with ones he could do in his office, and then he came up with an obvious solution.
Dentists do this in the US as well. I had one prescribe me $2000 work of work because all four quitters needed fillings according to him. he suddenly died and it took me a while to get around to finding a new one. When I eventually did, I didn’t mention the old diagnosis and the new dentist didn’t mention needing any work done.
Lesson for everyone. If a dentist prescribes a suspicious amount of work, seek a second opinion.
Every part, 100% true.
People rarely get second opinions on their teeth. In Canada most dentist will recommend fillings for cavities that do not exist, then charge it to OHIP.
Most of my teeth have shallow fillings as a result because my parents believed what the dentist said. Never ate candy, drank soda or pop when I was a kid.
This happened to me in the USA when I was 8-10 years old. It was a state sponsored program for low income families. They hit me with like 6 fillings I bet I didn’t need. They went to my school and parents gave permission but weren’t present so they just did what they wanted.
So now I require confirmation for all work done, x-rays and second opinions.
The fillings needed replacing over time and eventually got 5 crowns now…
Sorry to hear that, same boat as you where fillings needed to be replaced over the years, thankfully the new ones have been holding well (for now), no crown yet…
My initial dental work was some 30 years ago so they didn’t have the nice strong resin fillings of today. Shit happens. I’ll have dentures or implants eventually.
“I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space.”
I know what I’d want to be held against me in a court of law that’s for sure
He needed a lot of healthy teeth to construct that groundbreaking ass dentures in order for her twerking to produce the same sound as:
is it just me or is that officer looking kinda THICC
It’s not even shopped. Have a look at 0min36s : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVz0U3U0ko&t=37
That’s just the moment where they close a door, nothing (ever) happens after, what do you mean?
Mother of god
