Whoa! Interesting. Thank you for following through with the story. I saw your message below. Totally worth it. The book I’m currently reading mentions the Red Scare quite a bit, so reading this is even more spooky considering today’s political climate.

It wouldn’t have changed my stance. A follow-up message would’ve pressured me to let them down easy seeing they were still interested, but their silence felt indifferent.

@problematicfacts

You two would get along so well…

My cat will knead and then perch herself on my stomach. But don’t I dare lay a finger on her or she’ll move to the chair. 🤷‍♂️

All I’m hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y’all. I’ll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.

Good lord. Imagine a perfect being this perpetually angry over their own creation against the grand backdrop of the universe.

(psst Por qué no los dos)

This is hilarious. I especially liked the “no drip or rizz, you waddle out to the nearest club or bar”. I could hear the SpongeBob footsteps.

Yes, usually, but I’m more frequently using the Read Aloud extension. It’s the least effort that gets me there.

console.log(Object.values(name).join("\n"));

If only Sweden invaded the rest of the world instead of Russia… *le sigh*

That for all intents and purposes, I beat depression. And here’s me knocking on wood to not jinx that.

I wouldn’t. If my ex-partner decided to have an affair without thinking of the consequences, I’m not obligated to do it in their stead. I’d be covering for their fuck up and become a welcome mat.

Having said that, I’m a product of divorce and I knew from a very young age who fucked up and why. If my parent had told me at that age why I wouldn’t go, I would’ve understood. But then again, I’m not your kid.

I ordered more edibles for tomorrow which means I have an extra one for today and I won’t run out like I thought I would.

Those briefs are incredibly unflattering for that model, now imagine them on the average Joe. Ew, no.

It’s so bright I feel it in my retinas.

I’m glad you guys are looking at the bright side of life 😊

When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!

Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.

What in the fresh hell is this? 💀