I’m gonna guess that whatever plant they are talking about isn’t supposed to be in Sri Lanka. But it is.
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
I’m gonna guess that whatever plant they are talking about isn’t supposed to be in Sri Lanka. But it is.
He said he doesn’t speak English. He is perfectly capable of reading and writing in it, tho.
Having a job sucks.
Not having a job wouldn’t suck if it wasn’t for the fact it usually means you also have no money.
Having no money sucks.
It would be cool beans to not have a job, but have money.
I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn’t want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.
The Doritos one sounds stupid unless it actually has stale Doritos in it acting like micro beads.
Will do. I’m gonna run to the store though; where should I keep my wallet?
They’re waiting for you, Gordon. In the tesssst chammbeeeer…
That would definitely fit right in at our table. Half the group is trying to break the game with their build, and the other half is trying to one-up the first half.
Probably the first one I ever had.
Because my parents were there, too. 😩
SLPT: use a banana flavored Runtz candy piece to make your schlong look fucking enormous.
I am a level 17 Install Wizard.
Picturing a McDonald’s-esque brag of “Over 50 million malpractice lawsuits filed!”
“We’ve known each other for 3 months. We should get married.”
“I do too have a girlfriend! She’s from Canada, you wouldn’t know her.”
“Fake girlfriend from a fake country.”
You can lick all of them.
What happens after you do isn’t part of the question.
It’s spinning.
I really wish I had one of those fancy ice cream makers like they have on cooking shows like Iron Chef because I would definitely see what happens if you tried to make apple ice cream. I don’t know if I can get fancier than just basic ingredients with mine… Maybe if I made an apple compote? 🤔
I think it just works better making apple pie ala mode ice cream Cold Stone style with some vanilla ice cream, pie filling, graham cracker crust and caramel.
My sister played a campaign as a sentient ham sandwich. She would love this.
Edit:
Lmao 🤣
“You’ve tried the best, now try the rest!”
Queen’s Radio Ga-Ga so I won’t have PTSD about it anymore. When I was 19, I worked on a cruise ship that was still in the final stages of construction and at one point they were testing the PA system by playing that song, on repeat, for seven whole fucking days.
If there was anyone else aboard NCL’s Pride of America before it left dry dock in Bremerhaven around 2004/2005 that is also on Lemmy, they’d be able to back me up. But there is a good chance everyone else who suffered with me is locked in the loony bin from having heard Radio Ga-Ga for a week.