Your fellow capitalists who you agree with on everything but the racism.

I’m going to laugh when they come for you and you can’t even take a shot at the pigs.

Grift. Same for blood boys. The meritocracy is just a lie, the rich are dumb as shit like everyone else.

Something I learned recently on another topic: The human body is 67% oxygen by atomic mass.

You don’t breath poison. You are poison.

You don’t even know what abstain means.

Not even getting to his innumerable crimes against humanity, Henry Kissinger killed 300,000 Americans at a minimum just to get a job, something that was public knowledge in 2016.

Blue Maga shitlibs like yourselves should maybe consider whether that might have been personal for a lot of people. And how that might also apply to a person with, say, family that went to Iraq to help kill a million Iraqis and came back broken themselves.

The Sword Coast setting is essentially a post-collapse setting where monsters are an existential threat (in theory). There are no longer villages every 5k because only the best and safest lands are worth farming.

In theory. Though I guess you could argue the Sword Coast is also kind of a metaphor for American colonization? The barbarian tribes certainly have Native American coding going on at times.

But from the other side, an endorsement from Bush and Cheney might flip some Democrats, specifically the Muslims who are already pissed off about the “helping the Gazan Genocide” thing.

Hillary lost my vote by campaigning with Kissinger. If he escaped Hell and went on campaign with Harris I’d abstain again, no question. Maybe just an endorsement could slide but it’d have to be unasked for and she’d need to take a stance on immediate execution of zombies.

Be more mindful of my nuts the fact that trolling is trolling.

Edit: dammit this is shitposting, that means you can be outright Nazis and wait to see who laughs before you decide you mean it

Keanu Reeves is not only perfect, he is allowed to do capitalism without criticism.

Bow before our Divine Monarch.

Don’t be silly, the proletariat just needs to unite, seize the nuclear stockpiles of at least two nations capable of destroying all life on earth in defense of the oligarchy’s hoards, and then decentralize ownership of the global communication infrastructure.

Easy.

Not to knock dick sucking as a whole, but you need some standards.

Soup is (almost) always delicious, I won’t stand for this slander.

Report that to HR, bro, you deserve to feel safe.

Obviously it’s going to be the “villain” as Lex’s plaything but it’s also on that “job creator” cope.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/LexCorp

Employs literally 2/3 of Metropolis’s population lol. Lex even handed it over Superman at one point and made him the CEO because he was on a “Earth needs Superman” arc while obviously CEOs are the real heroes and such, and what are you going to do, Superman? Unemploy a supermajority of Metropolis? It NEEDS Lexcorp, etc etc.

Don’t forget the crimes against fashion.

Unwanted mpregnancy/vore and Ridley Scott directing

That’s what the guns are for, centrist.

I don’t know, 2016 had Benghazi and Killary, which is perfectly fair to someone that would campaign with Kissinger, but no couch fucking weirdos and hate speech so open even the centrists notice it.

Easy fix, don’t mow your lawn or answer your phone.