If I was alone, get satellite internet and set up a solar powered remote working squat in some remote desert outpost. Far from the impending water wars.

Since I have family I’ll just uh probably still drink. My kid’s a handful.

How can I enjoy my summer now that I’m already looking forward to autumn? 🤨

Only correct reply

I was going to say, this aesthetic is Bakshi in the best way possible. I can see the Mignola too, but that’s just in the colours and shadows.

We have middle sibling energy at best

It’s very twee, but it has ironic capabilities.

I like rhyming slang. Mostly for torturing my fellow Americans. I also enjoy clunge, jobbie, and being “sick to bastard death” about things.

The Australians have my heartstrings though, when it comes to inventive slang. They’re not here to fuck spiders, tell you that much for free.

They haven’t. I saw Short Circuit 2 this year again and it’s really unfortunate how much the appalling racism sullied an otherwise charming film. It was especially dear to me as a kid because there was a Johnny 5 animatronic at my science museum, and it encouraged in me a lot of hope for the future. I miss having that optimism.

Conservation of mass is niche

Yeah no, it’s not the best. But I’d still curl that monkey’s paw any day

Y’all paying what rent should cost just to have electrons

It’s the worst thing about Lemmy and all it really does is make me more hesitant to squander potential friends by acting shitty, and less liable to spend hours chatting.

At that age it’s less about the math imo and more about the maturity levels and clear communication/mutual good intentions.

You’ve really got to boil that frog for a while

Low bar.

Man sentenced to economic death for profaning a transportation ritual.

Humans are animals.

I’m not sure how to interpret your counterpoint. Can you clarify? It’s an unprofitable business model unless people pay and don’t use it?

il veut qu’on fasse de l’agriculture, c’est ridicule

“For Services provided on Mars, or in transit to Mars via Starship or other colonization spacecraft, the parties recognize Mars as a free planet and that no Earth-based government has authority or sovereignty over Martian activities. Accordingly, Disputes will be settled through self-governing principles, established in good faith, at the time of Martian settlement.”

From the SpaceX TOS. Oligarchs want to rule as kings on Mars, not as Americans.

Wait until you meet the ceiling spider