My incel cousin refers to women as “chicks and babes”. Then if he sees an unattractive woman, refuses to call them anything.

It’s really frustrating dealing with him because he constantly whines about his loneliness and isn’t aware how his small mindedness is causing people to bail on him.

That’s not true. I beat Dark Souls 3.

Y’all get podcasts from Spotify?

That’s weird.

Having a IRA or 401k.

I’m 40 and the amount of people who kinda know what a IRA is is terrifying. Like, you’re gonna die in poverty.

An actual crunchwrap has never looked like that.

Yum! Pile of sadness! You know what youre getting from Taco Bell.

Do the rectangle presses have to form a sort of order? Or can you optimize your pressing by rolling your head on them until the day is over?

You want a job to get cum out of fish?

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I Jizz in my pants

I remember when Lyft and Uber were first coming out, they used to do cool shit like bringing you around in a cat van. Or bring you to a dog party.

I missed that wild fun energy.

Gotta admit that made it even more funnier

I’m actually curious.

Are there countries (ones that have a voting system) where it isn’t all one big popularity contest?

a lot of people in agreement that the truth was out there, but bitterly divided as to what it might actually be.

This has been my take.

They’re not there for the truth. They’re there for validation.

This was highly effective when I used it in real life.

The conspiracy theorist got real mad demanding I name sources, I kept telling him to find it on the internet with fake search terms.

It’s alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you’re okay in my book

Ah yeah that’s me.

The difference is where Orange Man actively instigates violence. Everything out of his mouth comes from a egotistic or selfish perspective.

Where me mocking idiots on the internet is more about shutting down bad ideas from spreading.

No kidding. Nextdoor is a disaster.

I checked in recently and this literally was my news feed

1. Dance in the park Event
2. Free boxes
3. Bar has new sandwich
4. WHY IS BLACK TEENAGER WALKING ON SIDEWALK
5. Pictures of a rainbow

Seriously this.

This is my setup for my wife.

I actually find this wholesome because while dude was initially mocking tarots, what he was really doing was being an active listener and being available for people.

So I’m all for this type of “prank”.

That was what I thought five years ago. I was on the verge of removing it, and the android Facebook app killed my phone’s battery, so delete it went.

And suddenly all my family drama stopped and if someone needs to get in touch with me, how surprising that they still found a way.