One time that shit wasn’t muted. No one noticed…I think. That was super scary lol
Same. Plus I once strangled a chicken in a very brightly lit room surrounded by pitch-black night outside, thinking the blinds had been lowered. Well they hadn’t.
The horror i once experienced as a teenager after going out the front of the house to take the bin out and realising that those closely-bunded-bamboo-strip blinds we have on our front window create a one-way window effect at night, and that i could see my dad sitting at the family pc illuminated only by the glow of the CRT monitor.
I will never know what a passers by may or may not have seen but sometimes i remember this at 1am when lying in bed about to fall asleep.
At the kitchen table‽
At and then ON the kitchen table.
Fuck yeah
Let her cook
And then panic at every sound in case someone comes home early.
That’s what a video doorbell is for.
I guess if you’re really into the riskyness of it all but the little screen on the doorbell is pretty bad for porn viewing
Or just watch porn with everyone at least once. Then it’s understood we watch porn. Everyone does.
that’s not the issue. it’s just private, nearly no one wants to share it. there’s nothing wrong with shitting and everyone knows we all do it but I still don’t want anyone in the bathroom or even right outside the door when I do it.
Exactly. Some things are just understood that we all do but we still don’t share those experiences.
Or UPS, FexEx, Amazon, USPS, neighbor. I keep it on the down low no matter what.
This is why i order to my local post office, also i dont have to stay home every moment agonizing over the fact that a package is coming
Why?
What are they going to do, complain? It’s a free show?!
You want some headphones recommendations?
- No RGB
I’m surprised to see this moved from the pros section to the cons section.
Yeah I thought that would be funny. Was it funny?
Not to me personally. I guess it just wasn’t clear enough to me that it was ironic. 😁 But I can see the humor in it now that I know. 🥁
Can’t accidentally connect to neighbor’s surround sound instead of the headphones
Its true. This is a pro and a con at the same time.
Who watches porn with sounds? If I want to listen to sounds of fake orgasms, I would ask my girlfriend.
You have a gf?
What a Chad
Lol no. I am a 34 year old virgin.
Like 90% of the time: Muted (or captions) >> sound on
Bad acting is less noticeable when you don’t hear the words. Plus when it’s muted you can make up your own story and avoid the step-bro, step-aunt, step-pizza-delivery-man bs
Bad acting is less noticeable when you don’t hear the words.
You’re ruining my dream of Pornery Science Theater 3000 here, man.
Exactly. I can’t count the number of videos with a hot girl I’ve clicked only to turn it off due to the poor acting/annoying voice/fake moaning. Ever since I started being forced to watch without sound, slapping the snake has been better, have to say.
and avoid the cringe step-camera-guy in the background that won’t shut up
Nah, the sound is like 90% of it for me. But I don’t like scripted porn, I like homemade stuff
Fair, when the moans and emotions are real, sound is icing on the cake (I did not intend that pun but we’re leaving it)
Same, scripted stuff is such a turn off lol
Porn sucks. The legit stuff anyways and all the interesting, albeit problematic stuff got wiped from the Internet.
Depends on what problematic stuff you’re talking about, but yeah. In general, porn sucks. Homemade stuff is better, but mostly it’s all boring
The major sites removed content from unverified users and a lot of homemade stuff was removed. The problematic part being with being unverified it was impossible to determine if the depicted parties consented to having their videos shared.
Honestly, for me the fact that they use so many way-too-young actresses is what turns me off the most about the step genre. I seem to gravitate towards drawn, rendered, or animated porn these days just to avoid semi-pedophilic media (although theres no shortage of that content in 2d depending on the sites rules).
I swear there is a market for overdubbed porn. The possibilities are endless.
I’m reminded of an excellent episode of Love Is War based around the mistake of not fully inserting headphone jacks into one’s phone, and not realizing the audio is on speaker.
Never.
i could be the last human alive and i’d still watch porn with headphones
Get ear buds.
Or, even better, headphones
Or ear plugs, if you don’t like the sound.
Then you don’t hear the door when your wife comes home early.
Het a wife that’s not prudish about sexuality
It’s ok I’ll keep your wife busy ;) lol
Wear one.
There’s earbuds with hear-through now.
What an age we live in
What wife?
I had a neighbour, who left the windows open and seemed to play this porn over his 5.1 surround sound equipment.
Those oh’s and ah’s filled up the whole neighborhood ;-)
Been playing Cyberpunk 2077 again to check out the new update, and I can’t seem to escape the super pornographic sounding fake ads that play on TVs in the game. Which is worse; all the sounds with none of the good parts. 😮💨
TASTE THE LOVE!
“WATSON WHORE WEDNESDAYS ON WNS.”
If you’re on PC, there are mods that fix this.
I was hoping there was. I swear the fake moaning one plays every 5 seconds.
Yep! It’s called Ad Block I believe
Why isn’t it in the vanilla game in the first place? The game is rated M for it’s violence anyways
No like mods that silence the obnoxious ads ike “taste the love”
Now he owns the neighborhood. That’s how that works.
True enlarged genital behavior
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While porn is gross and if you watch it you are messed up, that applies to nearly everyone.
If you’re an upright person who only thinks about work (in other words, pleasing the shareholders), and never watch porn, I bet with 99% confidence that you’re a boring person and uninteresting (to me, at least).
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Go back to your hole puritan, nobody likes you.
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No mouth, no anus, no nostrils, no ear holes, not even a urethra on the tip of that dick. Not a single pore on this person’s body. That’s rough.
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Give him some slack guys, he just didn’t find his kind of shit. Go try some categories and don’t be ashamed of yourself. We’re human, it’s cool.
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Just wait until I list some other things that weren’t legal not that long ago. I’m sure it will convince the group that all those things are actually bad.
Not that long ago, gays were also a “mental illness”. People got smarter, and realised that ita all wrong. Wasnt there porn since ancient greece?
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There was an argument to be made about how problematic the porn industry is and that we collectively should think twice before watching something, especially on a mainstream site like PH, but this is just flat out stupid and homophobic
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Sure buddy
Jump off a bridge
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What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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May I ask, what kind of research have you been doing and what “coherency” is there in thinking gay is wrong?
For example, if a neighbor (male) of you has a friend over (also male) to their apartment, and you hear no noise from them and see no pictures from them, you can have no idea of what they are doing.
In what sense would it be disadvantageous or bad if they had gay sex?
“I’m so smart I became a bigot”
Slaughtering animals is gross and it’s done on a daily basis.
Have you ever watched a video of an animal being butchered and dissected?
Also:
watching people do the act was classified as a mental illness known as voyeurism not that long ago, right?
Wrong. While it may be a historical accuracy, it should have never have been. It depends (and should depend) on the consent of the one being watched.
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Ya know what? Imma spank it to that post. Deal with it
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Mandatory porn re-education camp for you.
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Isn’t that just called a conversion camp?
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LMFAO
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