Is there a range limit on magenta? Do they have to be in my presence, just able to hear my voice, actively be paying attention? These are important factors!
It functions the same way as the Death Note. Let’s call it the Brown Note.
That means I could give trumpet violent diarrhea in middle of his inauguration? I like that.
That’s probably going to happen anyway but we’ll never know about it unless a lucky microphone picks it up.
Well, if you could make the person shit an infinite amount of shit, at one point his pants would be full and flood the entire room. (dammit I was supposed to eat after this)
I wonder about the implications of using the power continuously, even once the bowels are empty.
Can I force people to prolapse enough of their asshole to the point of a life threatening emergency?
I guess what I’m asking is whether I can make a trumpet shit our a kidney or two?
It’s only Chaotic if you use it carelessly, OP, rather than to build your Lawful Evil Empire of Poop.
Imagine being surrounded by cops and just saying “get sharted!” And running away while the cops cry and moan in excremental pain
The Sharter strike again
Pink would come in clutch if you’re a doctor on a surgical ward.
I mean, it’s not even a contest
I’d choose yellow as well. I imagine sound will reach like 90 dB!
Pink, you can control any situation with that.
You got some dude coming to attack you with a knife? Point finger guns at him and say “Poop”, they poop instantly stopping them in their tracks, confusing the ever loving fuck out of them… Then you do it again while they stare at you, slowly working out it’s you doing this.
You walk up to them as they slowly try to retreat from you, you hit them in more time and walk off into the distance, leaving him to try to get home without anyone noticing he pooped his pants, because who’s gonna believe him?
He tries to run, but you slow-walk towards him, chanting “poop!” with every step. His pants are heavy, and blood starts to show through his jeans. “I’ll cut your guts out!” he helplessly bluffs. Soon, he crumples up and screams as his guts start emptying into the street; his denim is no longer able to hold the carnage. You see him lying dead at your feet.
You turn back towards the United Healthcare headquarters, and resume your march.
Now, it is finally time to see at what point explosive diarrhea is covered…
What I want to know is, do I have control over consistency, force, and quantity? Is there a limit to the range for this power? Do I need line of sight or is it more of a “Death Note” thing? Can I cause defecation syncope? Can I make someone poop themself to death?
What happens when the tank is empty?
Insides become outsides, but it takes a while for that to happen, people are full of shit.
So far it seems to be whatever they have going on already, you can modify force tho, but that has risks of its own… It seems that as long as I have some form of live visual of the person it works.
Choose One?
That question mark ❓ suggests the option I could take them all instead if I wanted…
I’d take all but the blue one. Once my powers become known, my crush would love me! Together we’d run my campaign for mayor. I’d win on the promise that the browns will win the superbowl. Yes, I’m making a fecies joke about the BROWNS wining the SUPERBOWL.
I just gotta make the other team shit their pants at the right times.
Green’ll do just fine, thanks
But imagine all the weed gummies you could pilfer if you could threaten people at pink-pill-point.
Bobbity bibbity - your pants are now full of shittery
Allow me to introduce my little friend:
Having your crush as your legitimate wingman is a fucking superpower beyond all superpowers.
So I would clearly take the pink pill if necking them all at once isn’t an option.
Assuming I could force somebody to poop on command with little effort beyond sheer willpower, I would absolutely take it upon myself to dish out petty justice with that power.
I see you being rude to people working in a service job? You get poopy pants.
I see you playing music on your phone or otherwise being obnoxious on the bus or some other public space? You get poopy pants.
Are you driving like an asshole? Following too closely? Cutting people off? Honking the moment the light turns green? Words can’t express the satisfaction I will feel in knowing that you’re now sitting in your car with the poopiest of pants my power could possibly muster.
Okay, but at all times there is a mass of constipated people surrounding you, lining up in a queue in front of your home, begging you to relieve them! And obvioysly many havent really thought about where to go about it if you help them…
I would immediately try to weaponize it. Spend a weekend making putin telepathically shit his brains out without pause should probably be enough to make him die from the sheer loss of matter and nutrients.
Putin, Musk, and Trump would wholly comprise my Shit List.
And Xi for good measure
Death note but not cool
Brown note? 👀
Pink is the only good one there, especially since I don’t need yellow
Why would anyone choose anything but the magenta one?
Because you have the soul of a puppy and you can’t imagine harming another?
Screw that! I wanna make boom boom in others pants!
I’d take blue maybe, I could use a friend 🥲
We’ll all be your friend here. We just have to avoid all things that could potentially cause strife, because we are on the .world server, after all. No real discussions, no delving into topics that unnerve cowardly mods. Everything is surface level and calm, just like any casual… friendship… without feeling…
You took the blue pill already, didn’t you?
I cast Power Word: “SHIT YOURSELF”
Pink and I would dedicate the rest of my life to making Elon Musk shit himself literally every time a camera is pointed at him.
You’re nicer than I am. 24/7 if it were up to me.
just Elon? What about Nigel Farage? pls?
Doing god’s work.
No gods or kings. Only poop.
Yeah. I got the magenta one years ago. I’ve been making Trump drop a fucking load on camera for awhile now.
Can you make people poop so much they die? Asking for a friend
As a student of history, it’s definitely possible and indeed a not insignificant number of people did just that.
