Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!
You know… If you listen closely, there’s usually a little voice in your head that tells you when you don’t need to say certain things…
Almost as good as the 3 seashells.
This photo has all the hallmarks of “I don’t give a fuck! For the next five minutes, we’re a happy family! Just shut up and smile for the fucking picture!”
Ngl, I always loved watching the lobsters and crabs…
🎶Cause I speak of the pompatus of looooove🎶
It’s an '05 Monte Carlo, but damn good call!
It was my grandfather’s car for much of its life. He only ever really drove it like a mile at a time before he was no longer able to drive. When he passed away a few years ago, I got it. For being a car that survived Sandy and sitting in several feet of salt water, it has held up astoundingly well. At the time, all it needed was an electrical harness replacement. Since I got it, other than tires, brakes, and routine maintenance since, I’ve only just had to replace the exhaust line last year. It’s been a damn good car, and I plan to keep it as long as I can!
In all the years I’ve had this car, I never even noticed that. Thank you, I’ll never be able to unsee it now!
As did I a couple years ago, I had to pull over and send it to the wife.
I strongly disagree. I’ve had immense fun in every Bethesda game, including Starfield and 76. I’ve put hundreds of hours into all of their games, possibly over a thousand for games like FO3 and Oblivion. The only one that truly failed to grasp my attention was ESO. My only real complaint about Starfield was NG+. Losing over a hundred hours of collecting and ship/settlement building isn’t new game plus. It’s a prestige system, and although it makes sense given the ending, it’s a shitty way to restart an RPG. Nonetheless, I’ve still gotten 180 hours out of it. Hell, I just started a fresh game last week and started modding the hell out of it.
With Bethesda, their games are about the fun you make. Sorry if you didn’t enjoy the experiences, but maybe some of them just weren’t meant for you. Personally, I’m looking forward to ES6 and sinking a few hundred hours into it. If it’s a bad game, so be it, but I honestly can’t wait to see what they do!
Now he knows her name, can easily find out where she lives, and spend the rest of his life showing up every time she says something about him.
Super fun games to randomize, by the way. Generates whole new maps, item uses, weapons, souls, and enemy stats. I particularly love that it randomizes the dialogue as well.
🎶You’ve finally made a monkey out of meeeeeee!🎶
Powdered milk + regular milk + sweetened condensed milk
According to the google, non-venemous snakes are nope ropes. Venemous ones are danger noodles.
But what if there’s bats? Bats typically aren’t on the floor!