Someday, the teens that are now told “you’re too young to make that kind of decision” will be sitting in rocking chairs, knitting.

Or when the search results say “learn about [thing], [insert adjectives here]” or other bullshit instead of just giving you the answer.

While you’re at it, why not silverfish?

Are you joking or do they actually do that??

no problem 👍

If they retired, they’d just get untired again.

I love how fish have such weird faces!

I went to the zoo today! Didn’t get very good quality pics, but putting them here anyway.

I’d take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I’d go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says “way ahead of ya” with no context or other traces of human presence.

You mean civets.

How could you forget tuxedo?

Hawaii is wayyyy too small to meet the coffee demands of a country as big as the US.

People actually do that? I only take a few painkillers when I’m on my period.

No abortions = no arteries

Cereal. I thought I had lactose intolerance once and switched to lactose-free milk, but the farts didn’t stop.

Suprisingly not, but I do dutch oven myself a lot.

I burp every now and then and I think my amount of burps is pretty normal. (though idk how often the average person burps)

Well, I have to admit that saying “shit” with my asshole would be way more difficult.

Nope, my farts are free to go all day. (well, almost all day)

From what I know, most American-made items are manufactured with “prison labor” which is an euphemism for slavery.