synae[he/him]

my skin is not my own!

There’s a lot of them in SF, we don’t even play waymo slapass any more because we got bored with it.

Yes

Bananaslama escaped from containment in Richmond VA

Hm, not so sure about the “fi” part

Think again, scientists are often ignored

You will never walk alone, you can always reach me!

Except when I let it go to voicemail, sorry

Especially after the flashlight batteries ran out

And when you eat it

What about phylum neutral bathrooms?

If you listen to the right bands they always have black shirts ;)

Never seen again… Until you step on it barefoot.

Not everything is about growth. If that instance’s userbase or activity plateaus I’m sure they won’t mind at all.

Perverse incentives

He’s up for a Grammy this year!

Diana prince is a real person too

Don’t Google her at work though

For some people who can’t be fucked to care about it (like me, and the person in the original post) it’s the changing of the clocks we call daylight saving(s) time, not a particular time zone designation or whatever.

“Don’t forget, it’s daylight savings time this weekend”… “not again! which way do I move my clock?”

We don’t care about the details and we don’t care what it’s acktually called, we just want to never do it again. Pick a time and stick with it.

Kirby, is that you?

Hello, customer support?..Yes, air strike on my location, thank you

Extreme Holocaust denial sometimes comes in the form of “the holocaust didn’t happen, but it should’ve”. I’m unclear as to how his blackness might play into an opinion like this - I’m sure it’s somehow even more devoid of logical thought.

Personally I’m inclined not to ask such questions, for that way lies madness