• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I saw a video where a guy “robbed” a bank of $1, with a “gun” that was actually a snickers bar. Then sat in the lobby and waited for the cops.

    That seems like a good way to rob a bank, which is a federal crime, while not hurting anyone. And the tellers would even be able to figure out whats going on.

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            3 months ago

            Cop comes in, sees you sitting in a bank lobby chair, knees crossed, and you think the first thing he’d do is just start blasting???

            Look, I think cops are despicable too. Theres even a comment in my recent comments about the Uvalde cops where I rip them a new asshole.

            But this is kind of a stretch.

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              3 months ago

              I saw a paper once that your risk of getting shot is inversely proportional to the severity of the situation up to a point.

              Adjusted for frequency you are more likely to get shot during a traffic stop than a armed suspect call because they arrive expecting an armed suspect and act accordingly, every traffic stop could turn into a shootout even if it isnt likely to so they tend to overreact.

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                    3 months ago

                    Hip deep in the Pepto

                    I got five on her like Ben Folds

                    I got more tail than that PetCo

                    You faker than some Sweet’N Low

                    Yeah, you got some silverware

                    But really, are you eating though?