Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD
He do not feel ashamed!
Hip deep in the Pepto
I got five on her like Ben Folds
I got more tail than that PetCo
You faker than some Sweet’N Low
Yeah, you got some silverware
But really, are you eating though?
That sounds like a good way to get shot…
And also how it ends.
Fuck me, again?
Jerry’s apartment is part of the Oldest House. Occasionally it faces Hiss incursions.
Wait, can everyone else here actually throw a ball?
Wrong, the grass enslaved humanity. It was like “I hear wheat is doing well, I wanna get a hominid slave species that will protect me from pests and propagate my genetic line whilst literally clearing away all competing plants for miles.”
And corn got their slaves, and as the plant relaxed over successive generations they grew more bready and delicious because the only predator eating them was also ensuring their monocrop dominance so get fat and whatever who cares!
Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.