Casualties are to be expected.

I hear Corelle Brands is looking for some high quality M&A these days.

Onions back!

My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.

“Some of you may die…”

Putting the Shit in ShittyLifeProTips.

At my old school we never entered someone’s rectum without consent.

Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.

Read “occupied Florida” at first. Immediately thought of the Sunshine State Freedom Front and their loosely-affiliated ally the Orange County Liberation Front.

All the other male cranes’ instincts: “How is she with him?”

Walnut’s instincts: “You’re weird AF, but I’m 100% sure we aren’t cousins. Let’s roll the dice on genetic fitness of offspring.”

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

Called one a ra-cist, and he said "Ouch!

Imma steal your account for being such a grouch,

And invite JD on over to the couch."

elements chelements

FTFY

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

I was crazy once.

They have the concepts of a video?

Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.

Don’t catch you slippin’ now

Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!

Seagulls seagulls everywhere.

Leaving presents in my hair.

It gives my scalp a glossy feel.

Who needs shampoo when you can have…

REAL?

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