• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Cop comes in, sees you sitting in a bank lobby chair, knees crossed, and you think the first thing he’d do is just start blasting???

      Look, I think cops are despicable too. Theres even a comment in my recent comments about the Uvalde cops where I rip them a new asshole.

      But this is kind of a stretch.

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              4 months ago

              Hip deep in the Pepto

              I got five on her like Ben Folds

              I got more tail than that PetCo

              You faker than some Sweet’N Low

              Yeah, you got some silverware

              But really, are you eating though?

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        4 months ago

        I saw a paper once that your risk of getting shot is inversely proportional to the severity of the situation up to a point.

        Adjusted for frequency you are more likely to get shot during a traffic stop than a armed suspect call because they arrive expecting an armed suspect and act accordingly, every traffic stop could turn into a shootout even if it isnt likely to so they tend to overreact.