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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Home cooking

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Home cooking

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • simsalabim@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it’s fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.

      Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell

      • Distractor@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Where do you see it stated that she doesn’t work? Maybe that’s the best she can manage after a long day of work herself

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          Where did you see that she does work? We’re all going on supposition here. She doesn’t work, fair to expect housework. She also works, fair to expect sharing the housework imo

        • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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          It’s baked in to the scenario: You get home from work. She’s already been cooking. These are the two clues you need to pay attention to.

          That implies she’s at least had some time more at home than who ever’s receiving the food.

          • Distractor@lemm.ee
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            2 months ago

            Maybe she goes into work earlier than he does, maybe she works from home, maybe she does shift work. There is nothing “baked in” to this scenario.

            • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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              You have to work with the information provided, not imagine further details. The info provided leans towards implying she stays at home.

              • Distractor@lemm.ee
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                No, your bias leans towards this. Careful, your misogyny is showing.

                • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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                  Nope, it’s purely logic. I’m sorry you want this woman to work so bad. No one said you cannot imagine what you want, but that distinctly adds information that is not stated.

  • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org
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    2 months ago

    I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen

    • atlien51@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀

      • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org
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        2 months ago

        I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        IKR, bud lite?

        • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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          At least it wasn’t meth lite. That shit is nasty.

  • CalipherJones@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.

  • Mpatch@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I legit thought those were someone’s balls

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Consider seeing a doctor?

    • breecher@sh.itjust.works
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      Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn’t be boiled.

  • TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Vegetables 🍆

  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Did they cook that meal with sunlight?

  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    2 months ago

    Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.

    • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s not dinner, that’s a health hazard.

    • Rin@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    2 months ago

    Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn’t been in a long term relationship in the comments.

    • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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      2 months ago

      How?

      • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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        2 months ago

        Just by guessing.

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    I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.

    None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.

  • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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    2 months ago

    Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

    • DampCanary@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      but that’s just color of sauce
      drumsticks are barely visible

      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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        Isn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.

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          You can see it spillong on that yellow sauce(jam like one on bottom) (red ellipses)
          (while only parts of skin I see are marked in green ellpses):

          drumsticks with mac'n'cheese

          there are visible ground pepper(or dried herbs) visible sprinkled on sauce
          to me that looks like Russian dressing or fry sauce

          • Cordyceps @sopuli.xyz
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            Man, here I thought they were a pair of animal testicles. I rather believe you instead.

            • DampCanary@lemmy.world
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              mmm,
              white kidneys (sauteed with onions) with polenta 😋

          • atlien51@lemm.ee
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            The effort u put into breaking it all down 😭love it

  • CII_RX@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Calling poison control

  • Balaquina@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Die. Your choice whether from hunger or food poisoning.

  • double_quack@lemm.ee
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    Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?

    If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.

    • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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      2 months ago

      dies of food poisoning

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Doesn’t matter, had sex.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    Are… Are those balls?

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