What if I touch bush instead?

Me IRL

CROOOOOAAAAKK

I usually browse for memes at night as a way to decompress, and post the good ones here.

This is the way

Linux and sock member?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qcipCQalzA

Your point being?

Check rule 34 for the answer

frantically searching Google for the ‘right’ answer

He was farting, apparently

Turkeys are the most advanced fish?

Literally survived Tiberius, Caligula and Nero in the span of a few decades.

George Foreman better watch out

Oh hey it’s me: a shell of my former self and full of crap

Mine were bath toys for sure.

I had a jeep that changed colours from army green to bright yellow. Also an old school caddy that went from purple to pink. All metal; great toys

I lived through this one, as a kid. It sucks all around. I’m now older than my parents when they split, and have an assload of insight into the matter. I carefully watched the whole thing unfold over 25 years, before I was out of the ordeal, living on my own, and away from watching the two people I cared about most be nothing but complete shitbags to one another.

They’re happy now, why can’t you also be happy with them?

Oh how wonderful, maybe at one point they can sit around the campfire, eat smores, and sing kumbaya

There is no way you should do this. Not only are you clearly having reservations to begin with, but you need to keep your dignity intact, too. The whole affair is just going to be rubbed in your face. You deserve better than that.

While your ex may be coming from a ‘good place’ she shouldn’t have asked, out of respect.

Your kid has feelings about the divorce but he’s going to have to adapt to this new reality that your ex chose for him. It is her fault he’s going to be disappointed, not yours.

No, no, no. All things on the internet are 100% true.

20 lbs of foot long nails.

Could go with a box full of spring loaded snakes.

Mom?