No, I’m asking why can’t I just punch a guy who deserves it.

Right! Thank you, this is what I’m looking for.

To clarify: I don’t have an issue. I have a coworker I’d like to punch. The alternative strategies I’m taking because I can’t punch him are leaving me feeling dirty.

My follow-up thought. Would so many people not rather be hit once than ostracized forever from a group?

Isn’t a punch or a slap or a headlock better any social or mental punishment? It becomes almost therapeutic for both parties.

Oh please, show me the officer that arrests the workplace bully.

Because theirs isn’t actually a tree.

He was fine. He had enough starfish DNA to grow his head back.

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The Mighty Monarch.

Apple could buy arm and shut everyone else out.

You really think apple isn’t their best customer?

You really think apple isn’t part of why this is happening?

I like croak way better as the English representation.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but America isn’t at war with them.

Of course the fucking Mormons are trying to own it.

They trusted Russia. Fatal mistake.

I think it might actually be mustard.

I’ve hired two professionals now. One came in a taped like you described, and accounted for that time in the quote. The other charged less and did a better job overall because they didn’t tape. They said real professionals just cut in.

And a galaxy a neuron. And the universe a mind?

This won the award of the thing that made me laugh the hardest today.

Congrats. It’s fucking stupid, and hilarious.

They absolutely did.