AI says what?
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
Your the expert, tell us.
- you + are = you’re
I guess you’re* the expert.
No.
My the expert.
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
☺️ 🏳️🌈👋 Happy pride!
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
Altar boy?
what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.
Oof.
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.
“Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.
wdym
Strictly speaking, WD-40 is for water displacement. It is also not patented because they don’t want to give away the recipe.
Though, I think the other guy might have meant “lubricant” in the context of sex.
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.
Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.
Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
🍆
I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
Omg 🤣
Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?
It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!
Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.
You’d be surprised.
Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you’ve cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!
makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.
I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.
I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I’ve never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌
…Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 … Especially dirty dick people ☹️
that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.
It’s vintage, thank you
That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally
It was so disgusting digging all the gunk out with a toothpick, cotton swabs, and alcohol.
Optical mice were such a huge improvement everyone I knew (except the weird trackball guy) switched as soon as they became available and never looked back.
The first optical mice absolutely sucked compared to trackballs.
Fortunately, that period did not last long.
First optical mouse I used was interning at a university engineering department in 1993. It had a special metal mousepad with a grid on it, and it worked pretty well as I recall.
TIL it was a Kirsch design, one of the first, from 1980.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_mouse#/media/File:Old_optical_mouse.jpeg
Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis
cleanpenis.fart
How do I unsee an image
this but in reverse
Goodness me that is unsettling
Anime ain’t right
What’s the name of the show? Looks familiar
It’s Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu
Thank you!
The “Phineas Gage Special” is not 100% effective.
Why do you want to unsee it, don’t you like avocados?
Some sort of eye surgery
That doesn’t help, it’s already in memory.
Obviously the answer is suicide.
Some sort of existence surgery
Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
Hey, who’s been using my avocado scented soap?
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
I showed this to my wife, she agrees.
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
of course it’s a BuzzFeed article
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
That website is a mangled mess of advertising.
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado
