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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-226 days agoUm excuse me? I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoWe’re trying to promote hygiene here
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoWell they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoI showed this to my wife, she agrees.
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoHer boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoLast I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoIt’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoDid you know light beer tastes like cum?
minus-squareAllemaniac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agomaybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
minus-squaremoving to lemme.zip. @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoCan confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoIs conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
minus-squareBeero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-225 days agoHave you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
I showed this to my wife, she agrees.
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night