Who needs to turn their sperm release on and off so quickly? I understand wanting it to be easier than surgery but no one needs it so fast that you flip a switch. Deciding to have kids is a huge decision that often takes months of fucking to succeed at.
No that’s so you can release it after you’ve pulled out. Its gotta go somewhere.
Need to set up a railway switch track in there. Divert unneeded loads to /dev/null/ and then hit the switch to return to the normal output track.
And so continues the search for the physical /dev/null. Every computer has one but I’ve yet to find it.
It’s for when you need to pee
What if you don’t want to have kids with your concubine, but do want to have kids with your wife? What then… Mr smarty pants?
This is an idea from a book by john scalzi called starter villain.
deleted by creator
I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.
You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
deleted by creator
If this was controlled by your Google home, it would need a battery, which would need to be recharged. Imagine saying “hey Google, turn my balls off” and getting “I can’t reach that device” because you forgot to recharge your ball switch last night…
We’re living in the future
I don’t want a kill-switch. I want a turbo-button to slice metal sheets with a jet of cum.
You need a button for that?
If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).
is this one of them brandnewsentences?
We all know pee is stored in the balls.
So this is just a piss switch.
(Which would actually be a real issue solver for folk with incontinence issues.)That exists. My great-aunt had one of these for her incontinence problems.
Oh, for real, not just catheters with a valve either, proper internal semi-permanent valves/switches with magnets, some even gravity operated.
Thx for TILing me.
click
Before continuing, please accept the following terms and conditions… [35 pages of legalese ensue]
“you’re subscription will expire in 3 days. Renew now to avoid testicular incineration.”
Followed by 15mins of unsinkable ads
uBlock Origin -Iceberg edition-
They just want your money, super glue works just as good and it’s cheaper, non-invasive.
Forget the Codom and Get STIs
Bro forgot about committed and closed relationships
As a matter of fact, I’m in a committed and open relationship.
Hence why STDs are a concern for you, but not necessarily for everyone
Wouldn’t compression of the tissue starve it if oxygen and cause necrosis?
What? Why would you permanently compress it?
TIL about the meme, but to continue hypothetically - any sort of pressure to either hold the ends of the type in the mechanism, or if the tube continues through the mechanism and a “pinch” is done to prevent flow.
That’s either a very small finger or a very large dick
For you
“Mods, deactivate this man’s balls.”
Like others, I don’t have a use for my balls anymore. It sure would be nice to keep them around looking good though. But anyway, could I please just get the euphoria stimulus! I don’t really care for all the gooey mess.
Hook it up to a clapper and live life dangerously.
