A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.

A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.

QED

Of course not. It’s tungsten. Not steel.

We just say bingo…

“in space no one can hear you scream”

Boeing satellites: “AHHHHHH!!!”

Static IP on the windows machine in a jail’d subnet, if you still want to be able to access it from the LAN but don’t want it to have internet access.

If you’re happy with it not having any kind of network access (I’m not sure if when you say ‘locally’ you mean just physically, or it needs LAN as well), just disable the network adapter in windows.

bloody tampon tramp stamp

“bloody” as in bloody idiot, or “bloody” as in black pudding?

“would you like some fresh shark?”

“Hell no bury that sum bitch for one to three months then hang it up for a few more then get back to me”

Their head is up their ass, instead of in the clouds.

We’re you at a strip club?

Haha, weird.

I’ve had that happen a few times recently (wrong comment replied to) and I have no idea how it happens. For the upvotes… well it’s either there’s too many Lemdiots on this platform, or bots (oh noes!).

It’s a typing speed problem. The left hand hitting the 4 was too slow/the right hand jumped the gun on typing the first 9.

So, definitely aliens.

If cinnamon toast crunch isn’t one of the 5 you’re definitely not getting in.

Congrats, you’re now a Proud Boy!

Their other mom.

Don’t mind if I do

Then go back to sleep

A lot of the botting is just copy and pasting previous actual human topics and comments though, so they’re not really wrong.

Actual bot created content is pretty boring, and never “contributes” in a way that would make for a useful Google result. Your Google result may be a bot’s comment, but if that comment is answering a question of some kind there’s a 99% chance the comment was originally written by a human.

The idea was first documented in a memo that Metcalfe wrote on May 22, 1973, where he named it after the luminiferous aether once postulated to exist as an “omnipresent, completely passive medium for the propagation of electromagnetic waves.”

Hmm, I really thought there would be some clever name I didn’t understand, but it really is that aether.

Jesus do be like dat

In the strict legal sense it is not the law, it is the document that defines how laws are created.

https://www.phe.gov/s3/law/PublishingImages/LawHierarchy.jpg