Heckin sea roomba

My favorite band is Enter the Haggis. I’ll give you a couple choices:

Swallowed by a Whale - one of their newest.

Gasoline - one of their most popular ones, a bit country-leaning.

To the Quick - a solid instrumental.

If you’re browsing for torrents without a serious adblocker… why?

I already have to do this. My office wants everyone to use the MS authenticator app, won’t run on LineageOS. Even if it did, I wouldn’t install it, but still.

Ended up making them purchase a hardware security key for me instead.

Short answer: it’s easier to grow it

Now with 50% less arsenic!

But what’s the statue made of?

wut

I have a feeling that the political use of it will die out after the election, for what that’s worth. And I don’t think it will seriously impact the “Keep ______ Weird” trend, because they are celebrating weirdness (whereas the Republicans are trying to claim they’re not).

Porn’t, the new SFW

Same vibe as “everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato”.

Of all places, Lemmy understands the importance and controversial nature of beans.

The $50 dickbutt DLC isn’t scheduled to be released until a month after the launch, but for an extra $70 you can get the limited edition collectors edition at launch, that comes with a cheaply made Mario-with-a-butt-instead-of-a-head limited edition figurine.

And for $40 you can also purchase the “getting started” pack–that includes a save file where we beat the game, so you don’t even have to play it. Your name, email address, and SSN will be on our first-to-finish list!

I’m gonna release a AAAAA game. It’ll cost $95 and when you install it, it’ll just be a romhack of Super Mario World changing all the enemy sprites into butts. There’ll be a link to file complaints that just points to a terrible image made in ms paint that says “lol f u”.

My stock prices gonna hit the moon.

Hmm… on second thought, Reagan.

Nixon

Sounds like the linguists got drunk.

“No no no no no… iss’not a ball, issa sphhhere”

Just be sure to get the proprietor’s permission first.

Careful, the floor’s a bit slippery