Couch memes are fine, but I still don’t understand why we’re ignoring his dolphin fetish.
I’m out of the loop, what’s the deal with dolphins?
JD Vance raped and murdered a dolphin in 1994
Everyone knows that, it’s the other, even worse stuff we’re referencing.
From https://www.indy100.com/politics/jd-vance-dolphin-search-history:
Back in February, long before he was a potential vice president, Vance shared a screengrab from a X/Twitter account called ‘Crazy Clips’ which showed a video of a woman getting attacked by a dolphin. The post read ‘woman gets violated by a dolphin and enjoys it.’
Now apart from the clip being a bit weird, especially for a notable US politician to be sharing, the big thing that people have picked up on is that the words ‘dolphin’ and ‘woman’ were highlighted in the tweet.
Given how X/Twitter’s search engine works it is therefore likely that Vance, or someone else, had searched for these specific words in order to find the post.
The couch one is so much more believable that it sticks better. Like they’re trying to push that Tim walz drinks horse cum but it’s so stupid it hasn’t spread much. Now if they targeted vaush with that rumor…
RFK Junior would probably just own it and try to make it a positive.
The couch one is so much more believable that it sticks better.
The irony is that the dolphin thing isn’t entirely fictional.
I mean we’re just asking questions here. It would be very simple for him to unambiguously disavow his couch and dolphin fetish, so by choosing to stay silent it seems as if he is choosing to let us work from our own assumptions.
How about, uh, Fuck your feelings snowflake? Rupublikkklowns can’t take their own bullshit huh? Clowns.
Hey Matt remember how said everyone wants to have sex with children, and the problem with liberals is that they say they don’t so they must be lying about it? Yeah. Now that’s true and fucked up, couch fucking is fairly normal in contrast.
Memes are fair play.
We’re truly living through peak politics. This made me ugly snort like the guy in this video: https://youtu.be/h232bilq8eQ
Calling a guy weird for something we can all see a desperate, horny, sexually-repressed midwestern teenager actually trying just isn’t comparable to questioning the rightfully elected president’s citizenship because his race makes you uncomfortable. FOH.
“one of the dirtiest things …”
It’s just a joke, bruh. No reason to get weird about it, can’t you take a joke or something?
Bruh your candidate is on video bragging about how he rapes women and gets away with it because he is famous
They are so used to calling facts fake news and using their own fake news as their facts that they have absolutely no idea what to do when someone flips the script on them.
I saw a picture of what he looked like without the beard and eyeliner, and I’m 100% for making fun of his beard til he shaves it like Henry Zebowski in Crashing.
It’s completely the wrong move to shave it. But he could easily be talked into it
How… how do you talk someone you’ve never met into shaving his beard?
Natural 20 persuasion check.
If it’s a MAGAt just tell him it’s weird.
woke
yknow how hipsters are woke? yeah? well do you know a hipster that DOESNT have a beard?!?
Call it weird for a week or two would probably be enough.
If not, we can just call him a wanna be Ted Cruz and that’ll probably push him over the edge to differentiate
Why did you make me look this up.
He looks like a fatter Young Republican Tyler Labine.
https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/GettyImages-813399326.jpg
unfortunately, while i can’t stand hasan for being an absolutely insufferable human, he does make a good point here (mostly) ignoring the technicalities (mostly just not being 100% accurate, which, who cares lmao)
republicans are finally getting a taste of their own medicine, and they do not like it.
rare W for hasan on this one
So they don’t condone lying? Fooled me.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Their crocodile tears just make them look more like the children they detest every day.
Sidenote: the phrase “your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer” is getting overused, but like… It’s just so fitting how can you not use it.
The first I heard that quote was from Rick and Morty. Does it have an older origin or did a Rick and Morty quote actually stick in the cultural zeitgeist I wonder?
That is its origin: https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/your-boos-mean-nothing
I’d say “let’s go, in and out, 20 minute adventure” is also pretty useful
Remember the terrorist fist jab? The tan suit fiasco. Obamacare death panels. The pedophile Pizza gate conspiracy?
And they’re upset about being called weird couch lovers?
Hey, I love couches, they fuck them.
