“storytelling toilet skeleton” is actually a pretty good vocal warmup

being a union busting RAT

omfg i’m doing this

there’s a few mini-truck dealerships (somewhat) near me and they’re supposedly street legal, even on highways around here. i reeeaaallly wanna get one just to move shit around town.

ah jeeze you sure got riled up, huh?

so first of all, i’m not even the same person you first replied to. idk what gave you this idea, but i’d suggest reading usernames before going THIS all-in over something so minor.

second, i didn’t call YOU callous. i made an (honestly pretty fucken measured) assessment of your statement, which is still a very rude thing to say to a stranger by the way! i don’t claim to know ANYTHING about you personally, so i sure would look like some kind of fucking idiot if i tried to make a personal judgement, right? maybe one like “you must be a riot at parties”? THAT’D sure be embarrassing.

no one ever said the burger place wasn’t good, or that you’re an asshole for recommending it. honestly i don’t know what possessed you to get THIS defensive. obviously i can’t speak for everyone, but i’d bet that no one here thought you were wrong for recommending a restaurant.

you’re being downvoted because you’re functionally echoing the same bullshit “anti-woke” sentiment that we all have to suffer through day after day. and please believe me when i say, you’re the first and only person who considers this an argument. at any point (even now!) you could say “whoops yeah that was mean” and that would LITERALLY BE THE END OF IT FOR ME.

but if you wanna keep showing your whole ass to a public forum, i will absolutely keep giving you the airtime for it 💖

It’s as complicated as you make it to be, and that’s gonna vary WILDLY per person lmao

ain’t nary an ounce of hate to be found in my gullet, babe.

You must be a riot at parties.

enlighten me as to what bridge was built here. i met your sarcasm with more sarcasm, but suddenly that’s hateful? what do you call what you did?

e: to clarify, i just think it’s quite callous to have such a devil may care attitude about inequality, even if you yourself aren’t exposed to it every day.

There was this fantastic Greek place who’s sign was literally just a hand painted map of the town the owner grew up in. Amazing gyros, unbelievably cheap. IIRC they were only ~$4, and then for like $1.50 more you could upgrade to a “plate” which meant you got EASILY double the filling.

Homie might have been treating us special bc we were regulars and were always chatting with him and his sons, but either way it was by far the best restaurant experience I’ve ever had.

yeah it’s such a bummer to point out inequality, much more socially polite to suffer in silence like the good ones

i’m just so tried of hearing about other people’s strife, it’s really starting to bum me out!

If you did it with someone else’s photo and THEY said it was doxxing, I think I’d be inclined to side with them. Since it’s your own photo I reckon you get to decide whether or not it’s doxxing.

I’d hesitate to do it myself, but I send a lot of lemmy posts to my friends, who are very intentionally not all equally apprised of my interests/identity lmao

i’m pan and it took me YEARS to realize that just finding people attractive independent of sex/gender wasn’t something everyone could relate to.

like seriously, child me was walking through this world thinking that “being gay is a choice” just meant you decided you wanted to date all the dudes you already found attractive. i remember realizing wtf homophobia even was and i was SO SAD.

y’all i fully thought you were talking about outer WORLDS and i have been so confused

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Two cats named “One Two Three” and “Un Deux Trois” raced across a river, which one won?

It was One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois quatre cinq.

A veritable perfect storm

yeah, it absorbs liquids quite well because of surface tension and the capillary effect. are you under the impression that individual particles of shit are ducking and weaving their way all the way to the center of that roll from the outside edges?

Windows 10/11 really make the surface line feel sub-premium IMO, but you’re absolutely right that the hardware is pretty fucken solid.

the type covers are pretty ass though, i’d pay good money for a surface keyboard that’s like 5x thicker and has actual real switches.

what, do the shit particles BURROW through the outer layers of paper? you’re only ever getting one flush worth of shit particles unless someone in your house is shitting without wiping.

oh god fucking forbid someone pretends to be a dog on the internet. whoever would’ve thought the puritans would come for the furries, dear lord above.

scrubbing floors with an RC car still sounds pretty cool