Someone needs to trim his eyebrows
Not it
Id love to do it.
Where did I leave my grinder?
I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.
That’s pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.
PREVIOUSLY… ON “THE WALKING DEAD.”
Man stop reminding me that I still haven’t finished season 23894892348923892
and pseudoephedrine
Isn’t that allergy medicine and an antihistamine? How does that keep you going?
By being a precursor to methamphetamine, I guess.
It’s an amphetamine. I think that answers both questions.
it can be used as a stimulant but apparently the rumor in regards to trump is false.
The “false” rating is just if the photograph means he is abusing stimulants.
The photograph doesn’t indicate or counterindicate that he’s a hopped-up maniac who would be doing all-caps screeds on social media at 3am.
Edit to add: The photograph is real, though. Is it weird to have a chock-full Sudafed drawer?
It causes the body to release adrenaline and noadrenaline.
In the short run that is stimulating. In the long run it is detrimental to your body.
Very simplified speaking it is chemically related to amphetamines, which are shaped in a similar way like dopamine, adrenaline and the other stimulating hormones. So they all end up interactinf with similar parts of your hormone/neurotransmitter system.
And cofveve.
Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.
Like Frank in the “Frank’s Little Beauties” episode. He just needs a song about not diddling kids.
There’s no doubt that he would.
The makeup would at least be competently applied, and I’ve got to assume less fluorescent with none of the screaming contrast against the sickly transparent, veiny white skin of an octogenarian fuelled by hamberders, covefe, and hate - particularly for kamabla.
He’s a Litch
That’s not fair. Liches are smart and competent, and had to earn their position through hard work and dedication.
Oh, now I have an idea for a new BBEG: A lich that got to their position by taking advantage of their privilege and refuses to acknowledge it.
Definitely should be fully fleshed out (no pun intended) by flavoring with historical Trump actions like blaming minorities for everything (“that jogger was violently assaulted by these 5 goblins that simply happen to be nearby”), refusing to pay contractors for services rendered (“great job building my phylactery, it would be a shame if you got deported before I paid you”), using populist rhetoric to blame progressives for the problems caused by capitalism (“Minions, I know your wages are low, but it’s those adventurers fault for donating gold to the orphanage and causing all this inflation”). When he flees the adventurers, they could be slowed by a magical spell called “malicious litigation” that functions like a web spell on anyone who is not of noble birth.
Minions could also include a ghoul as diplomatic envoy whose hair dye leaks and who accidentally books an event at Four Seasons Total Castle Care and several half-ogre sons who think they are going to inherit his lichdom but are too dumb to see they’re first on the chopping block when the chips are down.
Wait till you find out what vampires are an allegory for.
People with consumption or hemophilia?
That fucker has zero clue in the art of crafting a phylactery.
No, his intolerance and ignorance suggests this is the work of horcruxes, which require far less intelligence to conceive of (in a literary sense) and create.
Holy shit he looks decrepit
His tan can only go so far I guess
It doesn’t even go far enough to reach his ears most of the time. Just an orange smear ending after his cheeks.
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I don’t entirely disagree, but the community likes them. You’re insulting the poster and it was reported, so I need to pull it. Say it in a more excellent to each other way next time.
YANKSPAM
Another fun euphemism for semen
You’re my favorite euphemism for semen bb
you are fighting one of the fights of all time
Narrator: he wasn’t.
If Americans manage to fuck this up, who will be JD’s vice president?
Might be easier to Impeach JD if Trump keels over.
What makes you think JD would be the new republican candidate?
If Americans manage to fuck this up
As in, putting Trump in office. Trump dies, and we get stuck with the weird couch fucker
Again… if Turnip dies… THEN what makes you think JD would be the new republican candidate?
Reading’s not your strong suit, is it?
As in, putting Trump in office. Trump dies, and we get stuck with the weird couch fucker
I will take your ignoring my question to be an admission of trolling.
Is everyone from your instance of Lemmy this thick, or just the ones I interact with? I wish blocking sh.itjust.works actually BLOCKED the lot of you.
I’m Canadian, but the point they are making is that there won’t be another election; VP is the backup for a dead president. Not to tinfoil too hard, but placing an obvious puppet in as VP with a clearly declining candidate who is popular seems like a strategy straight out of House of Cards.
I think they’ll Weekend-at-Bernies him.
A loveseat?
If he’s as unhinged as Trump, will he attempt to install himself as the nation’s first Sofa King?
I’m sofa king tired of these clowns.
Hulk Hogan. Idiocracy is a documentary.
We should be so blessed to have President Camacho working for us! All listening to big brained motherfuckers and shit.
The MyPillow guy seems crazy enough and fit the furniture theme.
And the less-than-subtle appeal to nazis.
Does he really think a darker spray tan would sway black voters in his favor?
I think those are liver spots, his face is just one giant liver spot.
He probably thinks that.
In case anyone thinks it’s not real, or it’s an artifact of the candid photo, here’s a pic from the other day that he posed for. It was posted by the Republican that he’s standing with.
He must not have a mirror with the side panels. They must push his face through a hole in a bib and then blast it with a spray can. It’s ridiculous.
That being said, that’s not the reason to hate him, there are many other valid reasons for that
Someone should tell him minstrel shows are in poor taste.
I kid, he doesn’t care.
What an idiot. He’s probably the most perfect representative of the people he represents. None of us can get true representation, and here comes along dingus supreme, the mouthpiece for idiots everywhere.
No, and this is true - he does that to himself. Every day. He doesn’t let anyone else do it.
Seriously, he’s a demented sociopathic rapist, what did we expect?
That’s Cornyn. If Ted Cruz is Wormtounge, then Cornyn is Saruman.
He’s old and desperate
Couldn’t he just eat shit already?
He’s got kinda chipmunk teeth and the splotchy makeup just isn’t doing him any favors.
His haggard splotchy face is looking more like Davros every day.
Lol is that a real unedited image? He looks exactly like he should.
Please put trump in the title of the post so i can filter your garbage away
also for all the Elon posts please
“Is he ok?”
Geez, I hope not. I hope he feels as miserable as he makes others feel.
I hope he lives long enough to lose the election fair and square.
He can live forever, I’d be ok with that. Drooling and shitting himself, locked in his own rotting shell of a body.
Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here’s a new loofah for comparison:
Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.
What is this spaghetti cucumber looking alien snack?!
That’s the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It’s proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.
You still definitely not want to pick up a soap bar or loofahs in an alien 👽 prison. Remember that.
just like the pyramids huh.
Ah yes. Without aliens, I don’t know how one could possibly make pyramids.
or plants that can be dried into sponges!
Wiki page for more info cause you beat me to the fun fact: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa
Who is dis doin’ this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin’?
