Fair enough. My lifelong dream is to have sex.
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
🤔
You’re username suggests otherwise.
Horny of the heart
I can attest
Mood.
Which one?
Yes
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Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!
I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s
As someone into this, you have to find men who are respectful enough to stop if things are moving too fast or you’re not lubed up enough yet.
I’ve noticed even the most sexually respectful men have at least a tiny pain kink, even if it’s just a little bit of an “oof” or squeak from going in too hard or fast because it makes them feel like their dick is bigger. 90% of the time that’s not really a problem (and sometimes you really do just want to get fucking pounded and feel that stretch so it works out for everybody) but a first DP really needs to be taken slow. And that’s even just from a logistics standpoint and even if you’ve practiced with dildos because you can put a dildo at any angle you damn well please but a dick is attached to a wholeass person that has their own comfort needs including what angles can be held and for how long.
So you need to find men you trust enough to not get carried away and be constantly checking in even nonverbally that your body is relaxed and you’re not wincing or moaning in the wrong way despite the fact that they’re doing this absolutely wild and taboo act and it’s hard to find one guy like that, and generally men that care that much about your wellbeing are also the men who are staying around for a long-term relationship, and THOSE men are almost to a man monogamous. So you can almost definitely find one guy that’s willing to go slow enough for anal to be enjoyable, or to insert a dildo into your vagina or anus while also fucking you but the guys who are respectful enough for that to actually be enjoyable are rarely the ones who want to share. Last time I was even in a threeway it was the dude that wound up getting doubled so like.
This
guygal fucks.A shocking number of women are just absolute fucking freaks once you remove the consequences of being a freak, namely both intentional and unintentional physical injury, but also social consequences and unwanted pregnancy. Because I’m so open about this kind of thing I actually get a lot of women asking for advice on stuff like anal or restraints. Those women are out there, and dare I say even common, they just have to feel safe enough to let that shit out. When you make sure it’s completely her choice and she knows you’ll do everything in your power to make sure it doesn’t hurt and she’ll have the utmost privacy and won’t be forced to carry an unwanted pregnancy you might be shocked what many women will even ask to do.
TL;DR: all the weird dudes throughout history just running hogwild with rampant control / domination fetishes primarily distributed through religious extremism ruined sex for the rest of you. I was raised by fundies and a buuunch of them are hiding some pretty wild kinks under all that Bible thumping.
No, no I just pretty much ruined sex for me by myself. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.
Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?
Not on the first date.
I don’t think I want to know. Personally I’d rather things stay out
I mean, don’t knock til you try it?
Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.
Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.
Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?
Nothing wrong with vanilla, if you’re happy with what you are, that’s all that counts.
I enjoy the excitement of group sex and having sex with different partners. I don’t orgasm with other people, so for me it’s just the novel excitement and intimacy. But because I enjoy it doesn’t mean anyone else needs to.
Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?
Two’s Day
Oh I’m all for people doing what makes them happy. I just can’t imagine ever being driven there myself.
do you set out to look dumber with every content or is it just happenstance?
It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.
it’s ok the 50+ other people did
I didn’t think pain kink is common. As a guy, if my partner seems in pain I instantly lose half my erection out of worry that I hurt them.
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It’s mostly me cussing out the government for not paying me or my coworkers enough to really provide good mental health care and weird historical and multicultural funeral traditions. Sometimes there’s some overlap though, like in some parts of the world its customary to hire strippers for funerals.
Currently smashing that like button
I mean my comment history has a bunch of shit like this. The potato starch one was copypasta worthy imo but no, I’m still waiting for algorithm-senpai to notice me. Here’s something similar though.
Did not expect to learn this today.
Or any day really but definitely not today
Damn, I didn’t expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!
You’re right. Lemme call some people…
It’s “could have”, amigo. Never, ever “could of”
Wait, unless you want to say “Could ‘of’ be the word you’re looking for?”
Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever “could of”
I could of course say this as well. It’s clearer with additional punctuation like “I could, of course, […]”, but I don’t think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).
Excellent example!
I’m wracking my brains trying to think of another but I think you got the best one!
Obvious troll is obvious
Congratulations, you’re dumb as fuck!
Man’s helping you not look stupid and you’re calling him a troll, amigo.
She is pondering to her male fanbase.
Pandering
No, she’s pondering her male fanbase, the way one ponders orbs
What kind of orbs might one ponder of a male fanbase? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
that depends on their definition of double penetration
is it two holes at once?
or is it two dicks in one hole?
the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely
DP = ass and vag
DAP = two dicks in ass
DVP = two dicks in vag
DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey
Gobble gobble
DVD = digital video disk
i think it’s someones dick in the vagina and someone elses dick in the asshole
I guess you will have to do your research to find out which type of dp applies to this specific scenario.
not always
She’s an only fans thot, this is just advertising to her simps
So did it happen? We need updates!
Nope, still no healthcare
My lifelong dream is an international workers revolution that results in the liberation of the working class and the complete abolishion of the capitalist class and all forms of government but whatever makes you happy ig
Keep dreaming bro, it’s been 2 centuries but it’s juuuuuust around the corner
Sarcasm apart, I also defend anarchism by being serious. But can’t help the sarcasm part, if I keep it to myself my head will explode.
it’s been 2 centuries
Glances at the number of revolutionary struggles and the resulting downfall of colonial governments in that time
Not bad, but we can do better.
Cia intensely enters the chat
NSA agents reassigned to new case
I mean, me too, but I’ll settle for the double penetration.
Well I hope she enjoys being a slut while she can because she sure ain’t getting healthcare for the STDs she gonna catch.
Somebody’s jealous
Honestly I don’t think anyone who is happy with their sex life is invested in how other people’s sex life is.
Looking at the homophobic crowd.
I wish I saw this before it got removed lmfao
I can still see it. Disclaimer, I do not agree with any of what the commenter says. The comment is as follows:
“Well I hope she enjoys being a slut while she can because she sure ain’t getting healthcare for the STDs she gonna catch.”
Some people are just ignorant, like the person who wrote that comment.
Lemmy instances usually have a public modlog, you can look it up if you like
No need to be so jealous and insecure bro, just because you’re not getting fucked doesn’t mean you’re a lesser human being or less valid as a person. We don’t measure human worth in penis.
Hmm, I’m trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like “I’m worth seven penises!”
I’ll give you 7 dongs for this!
I bet your fun at parties.
His wife is.
Eww go back to Reddit
I hope you find a way to become a better person, because at the moment you are scum
Condoms exist, as do STD tests
Yikes
Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.
dude if only the palestine people were this motivated i would actually support them lmao
The video, which has been verified by Al Jazeera, shows the prisoner being selected from a larger group lying bound on the floor. The victim is then escorted to a wall, where guards, using their shields to hide their identity from the camera, proceed to rape him.
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Israeli pressure group Guarding the Soldiers – a new organisation formed in defence of the soldiers accused of rape – was quoted in Israeli media as saying: “The hearing in the high court this morning is absurd and a gift to [Hamas leader Yahya] Sinwar and murderers.”
Israeli politicians, including cabinet members, have also defended the accused. Ben-Gvir, who is responsible for the prison service, told Israeli media on the day of the reservists’ arrest that it was “shameful” for Israel to arrest “our best heroes”. The same day, Smotrich, who had been among the right-wing mob to storm the prison, published a video message, saying that “IDF soldiers deserve respect” and must not be treated as “criminals”.
On being asked by Ahmad Tibi, one of the Arab MPs within the Israeli Knesset last week if it was legitimate “to insert a stick into a person’s rectum”, Hanoch Milwidsky, a member of Prime Minister Benyamin Netanyahu’s ruling Likud party, responded: “If he is a Nukhba [Hamas militant], everything is legitimate to do! Everything!”
russia did the same shit in ukraine, i certainly don’t remember seeing anybody shit and piss themselves nearly as much as they are now, russia is also known for engaging in “russification” just a little bit of cultural deletion going on, nothing to see here.
And this ignores the blatant bombing and attacks on civilian locations, including their own. Though that last bit might be more historical.
I’m sure china is guilty of at least a few of these as well.
like idk what you want me to say, that shits bad, and im pretty sure it’s already a crime. I’m also not even sure how prevalent this is, you don’t mention any numbers or anything. People in the ranks are corrupt, morally or monetarily, shit happens. The best you can do is deal with it retroactively, and if you don’t it merely breeds the influence of that culture.
It’s not like i can just up and move to palestine and start shooting Israelis, i guess i could complain online, but my opinion is that it’s already a shitty situation and that there are legitimate humanitarian concerns. But beyond that, it’s outside of my power.
russia did the same shit in ukraine,
Whayabboutery much?
it’s really not whataboutism, at the end of the day, far more life has been lost in and over russian/urkraine, than has been lost in palestine from israel.
You can’t call everything whataboutism, because then we would have no moral framework whatsoever. If everything had to be dealt with in isolation the law would be a mess. Thankfully it’s not, because it’s not dealt with in isolation. It’s dealt with at a broader social context.
Arguably this isn’t even whataboutism, because whataboutism is a deflection tactic used to focus on other issues entirely, of which i am not doing at all.
And to be pedantically specific, true whataboutism here would be you guys saying “israel is genociding palestine” and then me responding with “yeah and so is hamas, they’ve stated as such” that would be REAL whataboutism.
But in this case i’m merely referencing another conflict in a similar time span, in a similar area. To gauge consistency and general thoughts on the matter. Of which there seem to be none, i’ve never seen anybody in IP talk about this conflict, so that’s interesting. Doesn’t really mean much other than these people only want to talk about IP and only seem to know things about IP.
You read way more than I do when watching porn
The brain is the largest erogenous zone.
This is the natural evolution of the telethon. It was only a matter of time. Jerry Lewis would be proud.
During the SOPA act debate years ago, I convinced my sister, who was a porn model from that time, to “censor” the pictures she published on Twitter with a black bar with “STOP SOPA” and to link to a page about it. She actually got a booster because her followers started commenting and discussing about it in her replies.
Can you give me your sister’s number?
Damn I could go for both…
It looks like this chick shoots porn and is an “influencer”. I assume she was just advertising herself. Also she publicly seems to like Andrew Tate, weird. I think she just says what she thinks people want to hear for attention because that’s how she makes money.
Who, thot?
She was getting two vaccinations.
