Looks around

I’d say it’s justified.

Oh…

…yeah?

A human trafficking minor fucker was tapped for AG.

Roy Moore, the guy that was supposed to replace Jeff Sessions as senator wasn’t allowed in the mall. Too diddly.

“They’re not sending their best.”

Yeah, i had someone dictating my position to me and then debating that made up belief last night. It was surreal.

I went through exactly this last night. It’s funny for a minute or two, but gets exhausting so fast.

“Try my Nuts To Your Fist Style!”

My dad once described a tree as being “deader than a snake” and i can’t help but wonder how much deader than a snake that tree actually was… 3/5? A half gallon? 28 minutes?

My sister once told someone to eat a steaming bowl of rat assholes, and our friend group used that one for years.

Cansarnit!

“I’ll be hornswaggled in duck sauce!”

I’m also partial to “you are mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence” from the movie Time Bandits, and i use it frequently. Applied it to a comment yesterday, as a matter of fact.

I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

Your rectum, my steel toe. Your eye socket, my bat… My choices for their bodies are endless!

I really, REALLY hope i hear someone say this around me. I’m still trying to decide what choices i will unleash on their body…

2 day old post, so didn’t skim to check, but if nobody mentioned slacklining, you should check it out. It’s super cheap to get into, and it’ll teach balance and build core strength which will translate into a million other hobbies.

Kronos… got turned into Frog? Next you’ll tell me Robo is just a Gnu doing a cosplay.

“My guise doth not incur thy trust.”

He said he was gonna cut the federal budget by ~30%, or roughly two trillion dollars. I saw an economist say that if you fired Every. Single. Govt. Employee it still wouldn’t save two trillion dollars. It’s just absolutely insane.

Sharpen up the 'tines, me hearties. The time is nigh.

LAPD raids an “illegal grow-op.”

To quote Al Swearengen: “I like that fucking darjeeling black. Oops.”