Also true.

I’m too poor to join a gym.

When Google maps fails You.

This picture is as timeless as non pizza with left beef.

Looking down at the US is actually the norm for other countries.

At least until 2029.

Which one should I join for funny or time killing content?

Prepare a last minute assassination plan on Putin. Who else can do it if not the self described “greatest nation in the world”.

According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

I’m trying this right now but it doesn’t work. Am I not asleep? Is this shitty life real?

20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.

I don’t care about bombs. I’m just thinking about not seeing my friends for 3 months, and that scares me more.

Interesting. I’ve heard of worse plans to spend a weekend.

Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

How many donuts could You stack on before You are unable to reach the asshole? Just wondering.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

Yet when I wanted to make my vacuum speak like Consuela from Family Guy I couldn’t do it.

Why does it look so weird? I’m not even sure what shape I’m looking at.

After reading the comments I can assume, lactose intolerance is like combining the effects of eating extremely hot food with extended fasting. Seams rough. But on the other hand, cheese. The second best thing You can eat. Totally worth it.

Ever tried those Buldak ramen? Similar experience.