PORNHUB
It’s Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.
I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn’t helping anyone and won’t make it go away. Half of the time I can’t understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
If everyone can still read it, but it wasn’t detected by the big censor machine that sounds like a win to me?
See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.
Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.
Wow, I’d love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer’s day!
You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.
That’s a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?
No, but close: It’s Danish pot chicken: Gammeldags Kylling
Seggs, unalive, grape
I’ve also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?
I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?
True, I guess. There was also an element of belonging to using l33tspeak as a censoring tool which is also present in today’s tiktok euphemisms
Whatever happened to prawns?
Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin’ prawns all out of district 9!
Don’t forget Ouide
Guess I did. What’s that?
It’s a content filter evasion for “weed”. Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go “IUD? No that doesn’t make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it’s weed”
Looks to me like it’s pronounced weed.
What’s the problem with sax and rope?
six and ripe?
Epples and benenes?
I kept scrolling to find this and here it is. 🎖️
what’d krill do to you?
That’s haram
These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.
But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like “malicious compliance”? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente
Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.
Pray tell, which health issues would those be?
You would have to ask a doctor, don’t take medical advice from the internet.
From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn’t allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I’m sure there can be more issues, but I don’t know about those.
A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you’ve overdone it.
And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!
Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you’ll be safe.
sexual violence mention
You see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.
Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt.
Psh, I’ll tell my body when we’re done.
Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?
Yes? What makes you think I’m not? I’m definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.
Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/
Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water?
Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate
Drowning in spunk.
Spackled the ceiling.
Wrist pain.
meh, I have another one.
Dual wrist pain
Carpal tunnel
A sore dick.
Wouldn’t be surprised if YouTube and Netflix don’t use FFmpeg. I am pretty sure they use custom built hardware encoders. Pretty sure Netflix has a lot of blood posts about building their own encoding methods
They either do use it or a heavily modified fork to fit their usecase.
But I am pretty certain I read about their usage on it.
ffmpeg codec
Ffmpeg aint a codec dude.
okay, let me elaborate: the hardware acceleration requires custom software to interact with it yes, BUT, they probably still use ffmpeg and just pass
-vcodec custom_thingto it
of FFmpeg is not really a project ‘thanklessly maintained by one person’ (anymore) though.
I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.
Create a FUSE library to use that as backing storage for a filesystem, and you can make use of the infrastructure for free cloud storage. Maybe
twityouhubfs. Which could be a mighty block atop this supporting many other blocks.
Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I’m not posting them on those shitty sites
Engagement bait.
Probably because it’s annoying and takes a decent amount of work for a minor improvement
And yeah, it doesn’t need to be censored here but also it really doesn’t ruin it that much
Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space
Glad to see ffmpeg is still going strong, I used it years ago to do some project 1999 EverQuest streaming on twitch running on a Manjaro dist install running EQ in wine.
FFmpeg doesn’t deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There’s a reason it’s practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.
But ffmpeg is a small binary (compared to the others there) and still performs well
Well eh, the binary seems to be about 130MB while the ffmpeg source repository is only 80MB (and the version with separate .so files (all part of the project as far as I can see) is even larger)
Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.
Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.what will you do? edit the meme template?
. But Gemini really didn’t like the p**nhub logo so like half the prompts attempted wouldn’t generate.Ew
This would have taken two minutes in Photoshop or even MSPaint.
But it didn’t produce a lot of carbon emissions like Gemini
Peak efficiency
What about just using GIMP?
I’m on mobile and more importantly, too lazy to open it just for a meme.
Another thing you can find on the hub
It took me a second to realize you didn’t mean github.
I didn’t. But now that I see both answers work: I meant both
They didnt??
30 min
FFmpreg
F/F/Mpreg
FFM pegging! I wanna be spit roast too…
Finally! I am not the only rotten mind
I think I am like the fourth person to make that joke ITT
Why don’t they change the licence of FFMpeg to GPL so that everything uses it is open source? It’d be a win-win.
Probably big tech companies would fork it from an older version.
Then all these companies just wouldn’t use it and would use something worse instead. Everything will be inferior and ffmpeg becomes less prominent and loses out on contributors and donations. It’s a lose-lose.
Reality is complicated, GPL is awesome for a lot of things but in some cases it can hinder adoption.
Dammit
Changing licence is harder then you would think.
Yup. Just imagine them changing it the other way on a whim.
Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.
Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don’t have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.
And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn’t a bird 😁
I have no studies at hand but I’d bet part of my left nut on that theory. Hence I found that image concluding.
Uh, I haven’t seen this video for 20 years, almost forgot it.
Haha yeah it’s super old. That was the first video I’d seen with that avenue q song. So I always think of it when I hear it. Lol
Good thing that kinky images grow more arousing as you go downwards
I’d put yt under ph, but only just. Everything else, ph paved the way. And tbf, another porn site probably cleared the way for yt, though I couldn’t tell you which one.
I remember the first time I saw the phrase “streaming video” was a website called “teen steam” (which I desperately wanted a credit card to access) in the late 90s / early 2000s.
I’m sure you can guess what the content of that site was and I was sure that “streaming” was some new sex act I had yet to discover and wanted very much to find out. Sadly I was too young, too poor and logged onto the Internet in the school library at lunch time so it was always going to be a long shot.
Haha I remember that time too well. Luckily I had a CC and I bought everything on the net back then and was so fascinated by it. Typing a number in and getting stuff. I ordered crap from the other side of the world, it was incredible. Yes, porn included. How could one resist that temptation back then, I was 12 or so 😁
How did you obtain the CC and the money on it at 12??
Unironically, a lot of tech improvements started to make/view porn better.
Example: 3D models improvements.
In the end, possibly the one good thing to come out of Overwatch.
there will be a time when i don’t see ffmpeg as ffmpreg but that day will be never
My ass read this as mpreg for a second
FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3
That’s the rust version
Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.
Cloud X sonic mpreg even
I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.
Thank god someone scratched out a letter in that mysterious word. Otherwise I may have seen something obscene. Now I have no idea what is meant to be written on that block 🤔
As someone from the UK, I’m glad they did that. So I can see the image without going through passport control.
Same here. I have to smuggle Brits across the border daily going through and from the internet highway and its tiring; sometimes they try to run out the car and I have to get them back in the box.
I take it you’re not a big fan of censorship, so can you kindly tell me what the word is? (I’ve heard something fun happens if a .ml user writes “porn”)
Pornhub? I don’t think .ml censors “porn” (I can see your comment just fine), just some slurs/offensive words afaik.
Edit: And I can see my own comment just fine.
Go figure, coulda sworn I saw another user have theirs corrected to removed, but I guess that must’ve been the app they were using
