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Trans people are extreme…ly cool and valid 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Heh

Colon-ize

Goodbye

I personally like “Men v2.0”

I think that fact is cool, thanks for sharing!

“I have a question… for God… WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?”

After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

Peak art, an inspiration to us all

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

It’s like what I say to bother botanists:

If half of the fruits with “berry” in their name don’t fit your definition of berry, you need a new definition

I don’t think trucks have those

To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what’s 2 more?

Nah, they love GAS

Doin well so far! Only a little over a week left!

What if it’s quiet piano music so my infant won’t cry? (he is scared of buses)

Meant to send this to my wife, then accidentally sent it to my whole family group chat

So curse you XD

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD