I like that every time the door appears, it has a different message.
What a load of shit
No. We are not 12yo.
The poop stool at the side wasn’t used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!
Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease
Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don’t even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom…
Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.
Edit: also they have a stool, you’d see the imprint of that, not their feet
Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.
I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.
I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.
So you’re saying you have a stool stool?
Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t prop myself up for comfort. If it’s there, I’m going to use it.
So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy’s stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.
I always wondered how it got on the ceiling…
Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.
I just assumed the crackheads were having a poo ball fight.
If anything it looks like rock solid constipation. Bend down and puuuuuush!
Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.
There’s even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in
Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won’t touch it.
Also, I’m not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don’t eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.
Eat a veggie y’all.
And I won’t eat grits because its texture sucks, but that’s not the point. Oatmeal is high in fiber, like a lot of vegetables are. Usually bitter, horrible, vile tasting vegetables, like cabbage cultivars. Either way the results are the same though.
Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.
Hey they have the same poo stool as me!
They are way more flexible than me.
Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?
Everyone has that poo stool!
Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I’ve got one that I’ve been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??
Not me. And if you aint using it to poo, than I guess yours isnt a poo stool.
Gotta ask tho, is that not a little low to sit on? I feel like id want something a little higher.
I guess it is. But I use it when I go wait in line to pick up food at the food bank for some people that can’t go there themselves. It fits nicely in my little wagon when it’s folded flat, to not take space away from the food and it’s easy to pick up and move frequently once the line starts moving.
It’s about an hour of standing still waiting, then about 45 minutes of very slow line moving, so, for me, it’s at least better than standing or sitting on pavement.
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yes they are.
How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall? Unless the dude has really elongated ass.
I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It’s comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I’m sitting there.
A victory is a victory.
Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.
