Lol gimps

My first world experience was being born. Entirely downhill since then

Should have judged the situation better

Hey is that Ultima Online?

On what grounds?

What’s Saint Paul gonna do about it?

Complain to Jesus?

Probably One Must Fall 2097

Kinda fucked up

Ah, the cheapest option; lip-service

Its like Ocean 11

And kids, that’s how I met your mother

Like Aether all over again

But the higher I get, the more interested in biting I become

Survival of the fittest

Collective Shit lol

I wanted to rock but my dad belittled me until I told him explicitly that “I wanna rock”, somehow saying those words made me spin in place and change into an adult glam rocker. The resulting explosion launched my father (a veteran) thru the roof. All my mother would do to help him was spray him with water.

He died from his injuries

Here and I thought the smoke was meant to keep mosquitos away

You have to try playing it as a child in the early 90s, or as an adult in 2025 but on drugs

Maybe you had the monitor turned off? I don’t know, I’m not a hint book

You need to turn on talkie mode