Interesting logic though 😅
Woman want another child is called productive.
Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.
Where’s the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn’t be shunned, get your nut kicked today!
I don’t know how this is relevant but I upvote anyway
Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder
If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life
Objection!
Exhibit A:
The fact it’s a three pack is just… chefs kiss
That’s because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn’t suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.
So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That’s really not helping your case.
I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎
it makes the man a crying baby so that’s something right?
I’d way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.
If there’s a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned
i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don’t understand how that’s a desirable outcome
You don’t need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.
fair enough
People do risky/painful things all the time if they want what’s on the other side. In fact it’s kinda the whole thing with the “to be is to suffer” vibe.
That’d be part of why they’re single, I guess
You don’t HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you “have to” kiss your partner. But it’s called foreplay and it’s pretty common?
Maybe between you and your mom /s
Angry upvote
Happy cake day!
Thanks! I wouldn’t have realized if you hadn’t pointed it out.
There’s things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size
I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.
Fucking Quiverfull. Eugenics bad, but I really hate those fucks.
Hell, line em up, tell them to grab ankles, and I’ll take care of it with a pair of pruning shears.
To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.
Because you don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.
Yep. If you had to go through excruciating pain just to nut. You’d gladly take a kick or two.
You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.
Speak for yourself.
I don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts
If you film it, you gain followers
I probably don’t either. I’m just open to the idea.
Let’s test
We don’t
Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.
I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.
I mean now when we all talk about things we really don’t know much stuff about.
If you’ve never had a kidney stone — imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain. The one where your insides hurt in a way that doesn’t even make sense (it does actually, but that is a separate tale) and you almost want to throw up. Or maybe you actually do. Good. Now imagine cranking the dial up on that feeling until it hits the same blinding intensity of the pain in your testicles during the moment of the injury. Now that you have the picture of the degree in your head, stretch that feeling from the minutes to maybe hours of a really nasty ball shot to the days and even weeks it can take to pass a kidney stone.
(Worst guided meditation ever)
There are worse pains than kidney stones, it’s the longevity of it that makes it hard to endure IMO.
(Must train more, I didn’t enter nirvana with your method)
I don’t think I’ve thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.
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The woman who birthed my child didn’t remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I’ve read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.
Are you OK now man?
I believe it’s a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.
Oxytocin is a big one, but I’m struggling to remember the others. I remember that one cuz of a psych class where the professor brought it up as an event that mothers would associate as having some of the highest levels of it. Its considered the bonding hormone, so makes sense we’d bond with our babies so drastically to keep us motivated to care for them after they ripped our lower body apart lol
That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.
The logic is sound, but the math doesn’t check out.
Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?
Daniel: this better not awaken something in me
I know it’s supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take
