Oh. Yikes!

Oh. Never mind, I’m old.

NSBM?

Their song “Happy Nation” sounds pretty questionable to me, too.

“The sky was gold, it was rose, I was taking sips of it through my nose…” didn’t clue you in?

It says eagles nests, plural. So yes, they have more than one.

Dislike: Tankies.

Same. “Howdy!” is my standard greeting.

Then it will catch people that don’t proofread the copy/pasted prompt.

Blomer.

Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.

Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.

Bonus points for proposing in a Packers jersey.

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if they’re weak enough to allow themselves to become addicted to a device

That’s not how addiction works.

I love migas!

It said a few centuries, not a couple.

But the Billionaire Bash leads to the Billionaire Cookout…

Chef Boyardee sells mac and cheese in a can in the US!

I’m not going to argue that nicotine is not technically a drug. But I still think you sound like a square in calling it one.