I’ll settle for not being exposed to hard vacuum and high radiation doses to satisfy the curiosity of scientists tbh.

Gotta love Microsoft Power Bisexual

TTT is an excellent example of what happens when there are too many guns

And yet never a gun for Ben when he gets rezzed 😞

True programming chads don’t index at all, they just bind functions to the list monad.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jump

Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.

I suspect this is some sort of PR stunt

Hard to see it being a PR stunt given that neither country has publicly acknowledged the North Koreans being there…

Enjoy your deathtrap Americans

So you’re saying that so long as I don’t have kids I can live as recklessly as I like and claim the damage on warranty?

I have no strong feelings one way or the other

“The second mouse gets the cheese”

Gonna need a bit more than that to go on. Was its functionality similar to exiv2? How long ago do you remember it from? Can you at least link the old SO post you found?

What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?

The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.

You must be very flexible

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?

…or was that Flareon?

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

!antinatalism@lemmy.world

This post made me realize that there’s almost certainly Outer Wilds rule 34 out there and I would like to go back to my previous blissful state of ignorance.

The system can listen to conversations and play ads when there’s a moment of silence. Or play a video when you’re close to the shops.

Oh good, I was worried the slide into dystopia might be slowing down there for a second.