It used to be Bad Santa, then it got rehabilitated somehow.
Warrior with Tom Hardy.
Bawl my eyes out every time.
Hackers. Till the day I die…
Hackers is a legitimately great film.
I can’t like that movie because it was so insulting for the culture at the time. Tacky and stupid. No self respecting 90s technology person respects that movie.
Self-respect is for people with class
No self respecting 90s technology person respects that movie.
How dare you?!
Oh…wait. “self respecting”. Okay. Fair enough.
Movie made me get into IT. I hate and love it at the same time.
hAcK tHe pLaNeT!!1!
They’re trashing our rights! TRASHING them!
Hacker is the best !
In the same vein:
Johnny Mnemonic is unironically pretty damn good.
The pacing gets clunky in some spots, production quality is a bit off in some sections… honestly not really worse than say Escape from New York… its honestly overall pretty damn good.
This one deserves its own thread fr. Keanu Reeves worked his ass off to try and pull this together and it works in its cheesy way.
Uhm, but Hackers is not shitty.
mess with the best
die like the rest
i love that shit.
The Descent
Not a shitty movie
I hate the fact that they made ‘The Descent 2’. Totally (and unnecessarily) killed the ambiguous ending of the original.
Fuck yes! One of the first and few dvds I had. Watched the fuck outta that bad boy so many times.
I think of this movie every time I see a guillotine paper cutter.
Which one?
that movie triggered my puberty
Is that usher?
Sure is!
Yes
Hoodwinked
I never liked those quilting bees or the bingo parlours. I wanted to live life to the extreme.
—-
The sound track and voice acting punched well above the movie’s aesthetics.
Void, yes; absolute perfection.
Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies. No, not Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, the parody of that film made on the budget of the “plot” portion of a porn flick. I don’t know why I like it, but it’s some good dumb fun
Lost in Space
If you mean the '98 one, hell yeah! That metal helmet scene is so cool, Gary Oldman kills it all the way through, and itty bitty me had a huge crush on Penny Robinson.
Same here. Crushed hard on her. <3
This is a perfect example for this thread.
So much of that film officially cannot work:
The pacing is frantic and weird.
It relies on familiarity with the source show while being stand-alone and released too late. (Well, maybe it realizes that “Swiss Family Robinson in space” isn’t rocket science.)
Various wild science fiction elements are slammed together, some very late with little foreshadowing.
But - the cast carries it off (particularly Garry Oldman and Lacey Chabert).
I have the hardest time explaining why anyone should watch it, but it’s solidly enterainting, and all the bits that shouldn’t work still somehow work.
One of the first movies available on DVD that we had. In the old paper and clamp case, not the plastic ones that became synonymous.
I think I always say it young enough and the sci-fi captured me so I always loved it.
Evolution.
Is that the one with David Duchovny?
Yes and Orlando Jones
That is a good one.
And Seann William Scott
And Julianne Moore
Dan Akroyd, too.
They said shitty not awesome
Underrated movie IMO.
It’s not a movie, it’s an ad for Head&Shoulders.
Haven’t you noticed how shiny and flake free our hair is?
“can we get you anything?”
“ice cream…”
“okay, what flavor?”
“it doesn’t matter… It’s for my ass”
‘Wayne, I think we’ve established that “Ca-Caw Ca-Caw” and “Tookie Tookie” don’t work.’
Ah, I’m glad I was reminded that this movie exists.
“you are so beautiful…”
incredulous stare
“to me…”
monstrous roar from the other side of the mall
Well I know what I’m watching tonight… No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens
I unironically enjoy the old 2005 Fantastic 4 movie. It was cheesy as fuck, I don’t deny that. But it was fun. And the comics themselves can be as bad or worse sometimes.
Also I like Julian McMahon.
Also also, Chris Evans towel scene.
Now imagine that… but all over
I unironically enjoy the old 2005 Fantastic 4 movie. It was cheesy as fuck, I don’t deny that.
I hated it when it came out, because all super hero movies were cheesy as fuck, and it felt bad seeing another.
But in hindsight, Fantastic Four movies are better when they’re cheesy as fuck, because so was/I’d the comic (more often than not).
My only remaining complaint is that the sequel was too chickenshit to give Galactus a giant purple fork hat. I noticed happily that the shadow of the fork hat made it into the trailer, for the new movie.
The need for speed movie. It’s not bad. I feel like the game they chose to reference is the worst and best choice for it.
Half the reason I love Drop Dead Fred so much is because my wife hates it so much.
My mother used to call me a mean name and tell me she was quoting the movie. She thought it was funny. I’ve never seen that movie, but I don’t like it.
That’s plausible (lots of mean names are bandied about in the movie) and your reaction is understandable. I’m sorry for bringing up the memory.
You need to listen to the “How Did This Get Made?” podcast episode about this movie and the follow up the next week. Two if the hosts, Paul Scheer and June Diane Raphael, are married and she loved the film as a child. Their other host Jason Mantzoukas sides with June and June’s BFF Casey Wilson sides with Paul and says it is bad.
It’s an insane episode as everyone is friends and they all have written scripts for films/TV. It gets so heated Casey and June didn’t talk much for a year after it.
It’s totally worth the time to listen to.
Team Sanity
I haven’t really had time or enough commitment to listen to a podcast in a long while, but if I can find either I’ll give this a shot, as it sounds interesting. Thank you!
Buddy of mine grew up on it and loves it, so we watched it. No idea what the fuck I watched lol weird movie
Kalo. A low budget horror movie, available on YouTube for free.
The cable guy. Scary Jim Carey is scary. And the ending was visionary.
I blame the marketing for that movie not doing well. People went expecting a “wacky Jim Carrey flick” and what they got was a surreal and frightening thriller.
Eddie Murphy’s “Holy Man” suffers that bad marketing issue as well. They plastered so many ads making it out to be a loony Eddie Murphy film and the movie itself is more of an uplifting drama about believing in one’s self and not seeking external validation, with a few gags in it making fun of television shopping networks and the stupid shit people buy from them cause yeah, it’s Eddie Murphy of course they’re gonna have fun with it. But that’s only like 1/3rd of the film.
I feel this way about 23 as well. Jim Carey as a normal guy who’s absolutely losing it just hits different.
I unironically love Armageddon and The Core. Yes, they’re both stupid and unrealistic movies, but that works in their favor about as often as against. Something about the way they play with the core concepts makes me love them.
The most unbelievable thing about these movies is the competent government that makes the plot happen. In real life the astroid would kill the planet before they admit it exists. That’s actually why these are comfort movies for my spouse and I, it’s nice to believe in a world where people aren’t stupid.
Don’t Look Up is the real Armageddon lmao
+1 for The Core, seeing Rat’s antics in that movie sparked my passion for computers that blossomed into a tech career
Armageddon > Deep Impact
Heh. Core concepts. That one hits deep.
I DON’T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
I remember the audio commentary on The Core, where the director acted like the movie was very serious. I loved that.
I’m just here for Core support.