100%.

Don Draper’s shitty brother

spiderman meme

Without a base, without a trace

“Commander”

What the hell is with the last few years and suddenly nobody knowing that “worse” and “worst” are two different words with different meanings?

Counterpoint: no, you

I don’t think anyone should be living their lives in fear of being killed by zestiness

We called it that in the 80s in rural Canada.

I wish I could claim it as my own. It’s a good line though.

Nah. Can almost guarantee I would have been on your side when I was your age.

Counterpoint: call out bigotry or fuck off

For a bunch of people who purport to hate socialism, they sure do seem to enjoy being publicly owned

Authorities suspect the group was targeting the LGBTQ+ community. The arrested teenager was in possession of child sexual abuse material.

So exactly what you’d expect

That’s what happens when presenteeism is rewarded over productivity.

Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time

Heard this immediately

She probably loves to honky-tonk

One in the hope, two in the change

You’ve crossed over into parody.