I got The Late Night Wars. I’m on Team Coco, obviously.
I’m the War on Christmas guy, and I’m getting my ass handed to me every single year.
i’m the war on advent guy. you don’t know how nice you have it
I’m the war on drugs guy and I… what was I talking about? Man, those brownies were strong! *strolls off*
The galactic civil war…
Yo professor, which Falkland Islands you talking about?
Are you talking 'bout the Malvinas?
– George Templeton Strong.
The machine give me the Horus Heresy. I can confirm it was right.
There are 64 books in the Horus Heresy.
But which civil war…
Second Sudanese Civil War of course (1983-2005)
Guns ‘N’ Roses
Civil waooaoaooor!
The one about slavery.I mean state rights.I mean Northern Aggression.The proper term now is War of the Demonic Democrats Against the Party of Lincoln and Trump
Oh, I though they meant Syria or Sudan or something.
You know, I don’t think there’s a single war I Care about more than any other…
Now technological era, on the other hand… I’m a sucker for anything from Europe/Mediterranean coast from the 1200s-1500s.
And who doesn’t love exploring early human history from Gobekli Tepe to Ur.
Fascinating stuff.
The seven years war is fantastic and is utterly critical to understanding the US Revolution as well as understanding how the Iroquois pulled a power move on the other first nations that worked, but later led to the current situation with first nations in North America.
On the revolution: Namely that corruption was so endemic in the colonies that when the UK actually started to do something about it the revolution happened albeit with a lot of pushing from the upper crust of the colonies.
TIL:
It is now believed that the Ottoman military was able to maintain rough parity with its rivals until the 1760s, falling behind as a consequence of a long period of peace on its western front between 1740 and 1768, when the Ottomans missed out on the advances associated with the Seven Years’ War.[66]
Fun couterfactual to consider: how many MPs would “the colonies” have needed to blunt popular support for the revolution?
Probably can’t go very high, but maybe one per charter? If not that high (Scotland only had 45, I think), then what would have been enough “representation” to preclude the American elites from making a compelling case, or what paths to personal status would have tempted enough of them that there wouldn’t have been a critical mass of will and resources?
The British colonized the Americas, particularly North America, very differently than Spain and France did, but didn’t seem to think of the purpose or integration of colonies as any different.
The answer would probably be “none”.
For example, the factors that led the average member of “sons of liberty” in New York after the initial elite only membership was worried about the elites owning massive tracks of land and driving up the cost of land for them.
The UK trying to section off an Indian reserve as a buffer state after the French and Indian War was 100% a cause of the Revolution. Also the UK trying to step in and say “no, you are not allowed to purchase all of Kentucky from one random person.”
Funny how that’s never talked about in K-12 history. Or even undergrad. It’s all about those nasty taxes (after spending how much on troops to kill Indians who kinda had every reason to be pissed off?)
Yes, it is more complex than that.
- It was that the UK was saying the Ohio valley, which the entire NA part of the war was over was off limits to the colonists.
However, the UK could not have won the war when they did had those native groups not changed sides to ally with them. Given the dire state of the UK finances, its questionable how much longer they could have fought.
That land would also not have been needed had the elite of the colonies not taken ridiculous amounts of land for themselves.
- At least particularly to Pennsylvania, in the middle of the war; the Iroquois interfered with a treaty that would have seen the colony recognize the land held by the Delaware tribe in the Ohio river valley as their land. They did so because they wanted to be the only tribe to make deals with the English and would force the other native groups to work through them. This strategy is also why the Delaware tribe had been relocated by the Iroquois to the Ohio valley in the first place.
I’ve got class war, which is a real doozy.
Yooo same. Why the fuck don’t these people just fuck off and relax? I can’t imagine having that much money and still feeling like I have to go to work.
Because at some point after the first few million you turn into a dragon that must hoard wealth and the people that generate that wealth become a cost to minimize.
Barf, after my first few million they better be looking all over for me cause ima be peaced out to a 100 year vacation.
When I’m a billionaire (and no longer temporarily embarrassed), I’m going to fund so much tasteless art. And by art I mean mostly pornography. But I’ll hire the best advisors to make sure it’s a classy positive influence on society.
Old and busted: class war
New hotness: culture war
All I got was Star Wars
32⁉️
make it 80!
100 if they can
100 years war
I got the Cola Wars
My sheet says “rome”
Uh oh
Republic or Empire?
Western.
Not gonna lie my eyes glaze over a bit at the byzantium complexity
“So, what’s Rome’s history like?”
“It’s all war.”