Pokémon Crystal, had been grinding to hatch a shiny Tyrogue out of the gifted Odd Egg. 1% chance of success and it takes about 15 minutes per attempt

Will the Family Guy paintings be in his Lego biopic?

This also works for political parties

Nah, I’m busy performing transgender operations on illegal immigrants that are in prison right now

You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout

Redditors typically are the smartest person in the room, until their mom enters her basement.

What recourse would there be against perjury?

Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.

Oh, the acronym stands for Not Safe For J.D. Vance. I thought that NSFJDV was the IKEA name for this type of couch.

There doesn’t currently seem to be a direct way to go about those search methods, as far as I’m aware.

The closest equivalent I know of to search by title:

• Go to the search page of the instance of your choosing (ex. https://lemmy.world/search, or https://lemm.ee/search). Larger instances will tend to be more useful for this since they are more likely to be aware of posts from any arbitrary instance; if you know that you want to search within a particular community, then searching on that community’s instance would yield all possible results, which could potentially not happen with a non-local instance search.

• Filter to search only posts. This will yield both posts with the term in the title as well as posts with the search term in their body text.

• Use your in-browser Find tool (ctrl+F for Windows, or Command+F for iOS desktop, or other methods with other OSs/devices) to search for the same search term on each page of results to highlight only the posts which have the term in their title.

There is not currently a flair system set in place for Lemmy. One workaround is adding the intended flair to the post title and following the aforementioned method for title search. This only works on posts for which the author has the flair in their post title, which typically is done with parenthesis or brackets before the title proper. I’ve attempted to implement/futureproof this on the lego@lemmy.world community for posts that I would want flaired as [MOC].

These filters that you’ve mentioned, as well as others, would be very useful to see on the fediverse in the future.

Take the laundry to the dry cleaner? I thought you said to the hyena

There are a lot of image/gif(?) posts that I haven’t been able to view either on the Memmy (Apple) app or in-browser with either Safari (Apple) or Google Chrome. I imagine it comes down to the file types as well as the lack of native hosting to standardize posts of different media types, but I’m not the techiest person to consult on that. One downside of the fediverse is the lack of standards for file hosting/conversion/displaying to ensure that all media can be accessed regardless of the browser/app (or, alternatively, the lack of an all-encompassing app for all devices [Jerboa sounds like the closest to this to me but it is not available for iOS yet]), as well as the self-funded nature of the instances commonly not having the budget to natively host multimedia content such as videos.

I’ve had mine like this for about a year with no consequence. The YouTube link is to a scene from Always Sunny where Dennis literally rips a CEO’s heart out for enshittification.

Me after I appointed 3 Supreme Court justices

Alas, now they are but Great Lakes

It was within their safety factor of 50,001

The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.

So this is what George Bush meant about human beings and fish coexisting peacefully

Pink Floyd - The Wall (1982)