watch out for dragons. https://youtu.be/Slzv5IJiXaw
Obviously one of the soup delivery tubes burst. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/ozrbre/my_25f_boyfriend_25m_keeps_asking_me_to_invest_in/?rdt=51531
So many questions:
- Is the soup hot or cold, in the hole?
- What type of soup is it?
- Is it gluten free?
- Is it vegetarian or vegan?
- Did they even taste the soup to know that it is, in fact, soup?
It is the lack of these type of details that make me suspect that this is not real.
Ah yes the soup hole, a good friend of any STALKERS who are brave enough to traverse into Pripyat for it. Though it is a rather delicious source of food though rather hard to describe. Also according to some more… experienced STALKERS namely those associated with Freedom it tastes rather close to Controller blood which is rather disconcerting. Sidorovich will pay handsomely for you not telling the Rookies this fact, he is making quite the killing selling them the soup.
For 3$ you can find out
If there’s a hole, there’s soup in it. That’s just based on Clangers rules.
The vegan soup comes from a free range hole
Tastier than lab grown hole.
False, the lab grown hole is precision engineered for peak flavor and freshness, with only a slight chance of giving you the ultracancer
Only $3 to satisfy your curiosity!
shit, the number’s right there. could ask.
I wonder if it changes daily so on Friday it’s your choice of clam chowder or potato.
Looks like it’s time for Soup Containment Procedures!
SCP-50091 is boyardee class anomaly located in [data expunged]. The object is a 300cm hole in the ground of [data expunged] and contains a seeming endless amount of [redacted] soup.
Is this viral marketing for a remake of ‘the stuff’
This looks to be the work of Alan Wagner, an absurdist/surrealist artist. I’ve never seen this exact piece before, but this is his style.
If there was ever a movie remake I would totally look forward to watching, that would be it.
Assuming it wasn’t a “serious” remake.
If it was serious it wouldn’t really be ‘the stuff’
I know, but you know how these remakes can be.
someone get Henry Zebrowski on the phone STAT
There’s a sequence in West of Loathing about a mine full of soup. It’s funny.
“Ladel”
Its a big spoon designed for serving soup.
But that’s not important right now!
Ladle
