unalivejoy

At least in the early days of email before gmail, hotmail, or yahoo, you would get assigned an email from your work, university, or ISP.

Wait, was Captain Kirk a villain?

If he can’t do it, flip him over and do it yourself.

Nobody tell him

Jokes on you, I’ve been edging all day.

Jokes on them, Edge doesn’t respect my GTK theme.

Aaaaaaaaa

At that point, you’re just paying for YouTube Music.

Don’t disable uBlock Origin, even when you have YT premium. Using Chrome counts as disabling uBlock Origin

Pizza Hut’s biggest mistake was selling off their war-fleet.

But then we get a couch fucker as president.

Someone should show this new food to the pope so he can baptize it.

The pit has always been there. It’s now just too big to cover with a rug.

Op killed the joke

Nice try, FBI.

I think the popular thing now is to mod your mouse so it clicks on the enemy player’s head.

YOU won’t need one because you’ll already HAVE one from the last Mac Mini you bought last year.

“different” is just another word for “weird”

He’s one where Strange is House.