Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that’s r/namenerds.
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
someone who likes the name Blessica
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
That’s a crunchy mom?
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
I think you mean the bleginning
Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?
Her backup name is Michelle Lynn.
I just realized I dated someone with that name as her first and middle name.
Kicking myself that I never realized this obvious joke.
I don’t get it
Say the names together quickly and it sounds like the tire company, Michelin.
What a Tragedieh
Blagedieh
It’s a child not a vanity plate
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they’re still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let’s focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.
I mean, I guess the straights get pretty weird sometimes, but I’m not really seeing the connection.
What?
Typical blahaj zone toxicity.
Cishet bad. Duh.
I think its a bot that starts beef
Man, I wish I had a beefbot…
For some odd reason, I really think that this is a true story. God bless blessica blimp son.
I feel like I wouldn’t even blame the other kids for bullying me if my name was Blessica
The kid needs a middle name:
Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson
For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.
OP, how did you lose that visibly missing chunk of your skulk/brain?
would she have been able to handle the crap that name would draw?
Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Ahhhhhh…look at all the blonely bleople…
Where DO they all blome from?
Love The Bleatles.
I’m just picturing the album art as a bunch of baby goats in a crosswalk.
In my head it’s really adorable
Not only one of the blest blitish blands of all time, but quite possibly the blest bland blever.
I haven’t laughed so hard at a comment in I bit. I can hear you spitting this at me like.
Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED
*has bleen
I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.
I refuse to believe this isn’t a shitpost
Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in
The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster’s submission history I’m seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.
… I don’t think it’s a shit post.
Nah there’s no record of ‘Blimpson’ being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.
… No but Bimpson is… https://www.houseofnames.com/bimpson-family-crest
The Bimpson surname is a patronymic, created from the Medieval given name Benne, which comes from the Latin word “benedictus,” which means “blessed.”
Too much of a good thing.
My BS detector is on yellow alert, but here’s the reddit profile. I feel almost like the original OP may be preemptively floating the idea for some reason.
Hold strong to your beliefs.
Lemmy doesn’t detect sarcasm? It’s in the tittle
That kids getting bullied no matter what
Yeah blimpson isnt the most advantageous name…
