I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
Why yes, I am a cat-o-holic, thanks for asking!
I’m sure that trip made a big impact on those kids.
squints hard
Sean Mall?
Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?
My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.
Halfway through this, I honestly thought the punchline was gunna be more like…
They’ll remember:
Nothing
The sun will eventually burn out
All human achievement will dissolve away with the eventual death of the physical universe
Wait. Am I okay? Jesus, dude…
I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.
For the people who are still alive!
cue Devil May Cry soundtrack
Onward, men! Full sails to the horizon! On my oath, we’ll make it to Ikeland by morning!
Oh, there will be Ikes as far as the eye can see, I tell you! Tall Ikes, short Ikes, God-fearing Ikes! Our coffers will overflow with the abundance of Ikes!
You who would doubt me, who would claim the impossibility of such a paradise, you cowards who hide from ambition and surround yourselves with the petty offerings of Steve Island or David Cove, why you would not know how to handle the Ikes of Ikeland!
But I am a man of greater mettle, and I will know this new land.
Raise the anchor. The Ikes await.
Joke’s on you, I’m into yanderes.
Agrajag shall be avenged!
Big fan of the 2 star rating on it.
Why they changed it, I can’t say…