You know I might regret saying this but that cuttle fish is literally me
There is a ghost living in my mouse that makes it inexplicably turn off every now and then
That is a truly incomprehensible second panel
Honestly a more theologically consistent explanation of God than whatever the fuck organised religion has been up to for the past 5000 years
Man who sleeps at day looks tired when you speak to him at day
Don’t gamble please for the love of fuck, all gambling is mathematically designed to never pay off for the one gambling
Step aside marx there’s a new guy in town
I have long since given up on an ideal world where there are universally used standard units. Now I embrace unit chaos. I want my equations to contain fucked up units that are harder to decipher than just doing the calc again. It’s how I artistically express myself.
Multiple males??? 😳😳😳😱😱🥵🥵
I remember the days when the fediverse was such a cool and interesting idea only to watch it become a “woaw vegans dumb amirite” circlejerk
First person to cook with oysters was one hungry motherfucker
Growing up is realizing the kids (and you) were the real cringe ones
WHERE IS THE FUCKING JOY
I always thought it was ironic that the country with widespread gun ownership under the pretext of protecting individual freedoms has a surprising lack of individual freedoms
They had his toes taped to his heels 😢
Guy in active denial: “I’m a realist”