They’re Gore-Tex, Jerry!
“Interesting… you’re wearing your crocs in the desert style, like a Fremen. Who taught you to do this?”
“It just seemed to make sense…”
“He is the Lisan al Gaib!”
I dunno… Those look better than normal crocks, at least.
I really hate shoes in general. Men’s styles fucking suck, women’s sizes don’t fit, and if I ever do find a good looking shoe that fits my foot, it ends up being the most uncomfortable fucking thing ever. 😮💨
for a second I thought it’s some kind of bad dragon toy
It isn’t?
honestly not sure
This has nothing to do with Crocs but shoes in general. I recently got a pair online that advertised “super squishy” soles. Almost like memory foam but really really soft. They felt great for about 20 minutes then the super squishy, squished out to the sides and in weird places around my foot. They were horrible. If you’ve ever gotten sand inside the fabric of your shoe lining, its a lot like that. I should have returned them, but the pair I was replacing were literally falling apart and i needed shoes. 0/10 would not recommend.
…crocs need ventilation holes or your bare feet will sweat and the shoes will get nasty…
Ankle socks
…if you’re wearing socks you don’t need a fuzzy liner (and may as well wear full shoes)…
Is the fuzzy liner easily removable and washable? That is my use case for socks
…from other fuzzy-liner crocs i’ve seen, no: it’s integral and just gets skanky…
All the juice runs out if there’s holes; this will let a good amount collect.
Don’t say JUICE
If companies can market things as juice that are 0% juice then I think we should allow this…
It’s like they’re pathologically adverse to normal-looking shoes.
Sure, that catches on, but not the nipple-windows.
Looks like a sex toy
Those have incel fuckboi energy
Whatever the fuck that is
Muadib.
My feet started sweating just looking at the photo.
My feet started sweating
How else will your stillsuit reclaim your water?
I can almost imagine that one guy wearing them bare foot
Are you not supposed to?
that one guy
Dude, I’m right here!
I kind of like them 😅
Same, if I had to buy crocs I’d go with these.
But then again, I do love foam runners so I don’t know if that take is surprising.
Where do the croc charms go? smh
They’re my weapon of choice
Feet are the back-killer. Back pain is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my feet. I permit them to pass under me. And when they have gone past I will turn the inner eye to see their path. Where the feet have gone there will be nothing. Only my back will remain.