androogee (they/she)

I don’t know why, but it’s always surreal to find out that webcomics I stopped reading 15 years ago still exist. Lots of things exist when I’m not looking at them. I don’t know why my brain snags on this one.

Sluggy Freelance is still going, Christ. It took me like a year and a half to catch up to current way back in 2004, I can’t imagine the struggle now.

In a series of small fires

Well now my wish is redundant, so… I dunno, a nice meal first?

Oh fuck yeah, spread it

Lich, I said what I said
I’d rather be immortal than dead

Well… He did.

Turns out it didn’t matter.

I don’t know, my emotions?

An older lady was trying to push two carts at the same time out of a warehouse club store. I was just carrying TP by hand, so I offered to push her extra cart.

She called me her bodyguard. I ascended immediately to heaven.

ish

That man’s got a pussy on his head.

I just got a handheld emulation machine that runs pretty much anything up to Dreamcast, and having a huge chunk of the history of gaming in my pocket has been rad as hell.

Rediscovering a lot of GBA games has been a lot of fun. Wario Land 4 is so fucking good, and I feel like it’s been completely forgotten.

Your friends don’t sprance, and if they don’t sprance then they’re no friends of mine

All I heard was “head” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh great, I added all the numbers in your comment together and now it’s $101 billion?? When will this madness end???

Aye, poppy

This is only a reenactment

Fred Durst never made a plan in his damn life

Original game page

Archive.org mirror of the game file

I genuinely have NO clue if this game is known, but i suspect it isnt.

It’s Keyboard Drumset Fucking Werewolf! It’s kinda like a music video, but it’s a music video game 👉😏

It’s a collaboration between 2000s indie weirdo darling cactus and Swedish synthpunk band Fucking Werewolf ASSO, who folks have also likely never heard of.

it’s aggressively strange and moderately challenging, but I think it’s just a goddamn delight and maybe you will too.

Are you sure you aren’t touching yourself?

Of course not. It will be more expensive and they’ll still have to pay developers to figure out what’s wrong with their AI code.