I jiggle my mouse every 5 minutes.

This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

In nomine patris lustra

What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

I lasted about half an episode when I realized they were directly making fun of me and my friends in a pretty horrific way.

True.

Kathleen brought salmon and nuked it in the microwave.

Trump has already lost this war. The war he started because he’s stupid as fuck. He’s going to die before he sees the results of the chaos he reigns.

This is reactionary. They go to meet with the person who was clearly wrongly imprisoned, but where are the calls for impeachment and removal from the Presidency? Oh wait… there are none. Cowards.

Drinking dihydrogen monoxide will eventually result in your death.

I really like manchego…

My glow in the dark butt plug is always there for me in the dark.

And every courtroom drama, like checks notes My Cousin Vinny.

What what, in the butt…

That’s a valid point.

For context, I was on the internet before the Web was invented.

I think it really depends on how white you are. I’m 192cm tall, born in California, white as fuck with blue eyes, so I think that I’m pretty safe. However, I’ve cautioned my sister who was born on Java that she really has to take precautions. She’s lived here and been naturalized since she was 1 years old, but even so, she’s got brown skin, so she’s a target for this RACIST AS FUCK government.

Are you winning if your only opponent suddenly changes into a child who throws tantrums every other day?

I am so glad I bought so much foreign currency in January.

Fuck dude, we’re all autistic.