Shopping in bulkStealing in bulk
Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.
Your asshole will thank me
Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
I rarely physically shudder from text
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
Does it flake like a French pastry?
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Nor should they ever again.
It’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
Plus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.
Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.
💯he stole that from a public bathroom
If it’s a public bathroom are you actually stealing from it?
Yes. Same as if he took the toilet home with him.
But it’s public property.
Yeah, the person has removed the public property from the ‘public’ and made it a private property.
Public property means owned by the public, not “free item”. If you make it private it is stealing from the public.
I was hella poor in college, and constantly using Taco Bell napkins and such for toilet paper. One day at school I found one of these rolls that was left on the counter in the bathroom. I immediately put that shit in my backpack and took it home. It felt like I had won the lottery! No need to worry about toilet paper for like 6 months!
Someone’s university has Ch751 locks on their toilet roll dispensers, and is missing a roll…
This is the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today really wipes out the competition.
It sure ain’t my university. Nobody wants to steal sandpaper so thin it rips before you even look at it
At least the tp is oriented in the right direction.
I still have 2 rolls of that stuff from back when there was no TP in the store and it was all I could find. Never did end up using them, but I guess I’m set if it happens again!
I mean if it’s cheap I would definitely do that too
Your friend steals TP from work. That’d the ones that go in those big industrial dispensers
They also sell them at Sam’s club
We Canadians are still mad at Sam’s club. I bought a yearly membership and a month later they shut down and refused to refund anyone. We’re also mad we lost the Disney store, that place was legit a great place to find deals and stuff for the kids easily.
Whole country mad about the local businesses in your town, huh?
They must be bored as hell in Nunavut
You’re one of those people that wakes up and just wants to be an asshole to everyone huh?
Having seen your comment history, you’re just a pedantic fuck. Bet people love you at parties.
If a joke that slight makes you super mad, you probably shouldn’t be on the internet bro.
Tissue paper in a wind tunnel.
It’s really not that serious.
The Disney store is a grift IMO. Target also carries Disney crap, so if I really need it, there’s usually a sale or something that I can take advantage of at some point before a birthday or something.
We don’t have target in Canada either. But I would always find crazy sales on clothes for the kids and even collectibles, like star wars stuff at the Disney store. They used to mark down stuff a lot cause they had to cycle in new products often. I heard they intended Canadians to just order stuff online, but the shipping costs are absurd.
It’s a good idea but is there any way to get it legally?
Edit: Amazon
Your local janitorial supply is better than Amazon.
Honestly every household should have an account at one, everything there is practical and works well unlike most modern consumer products. Dirt cheap too.
Stuff like broom and dustpan, mop and bucket, spray bottles, squeegees, concentrated cleaning products, paper towel… Buy commercial grade, buy it for life.
Good fuckin tip my person! Fire as fuck
As a corollary, look for restaurant supply places to get utensils and whatnot, it’s usually cheaper and you’ll get more durable stuff. A lot of them don’t require memberships either.
Business owners generally buy from business-supply places and not regular retail stores. So if a smaller business could conceivably want to buy something, there’s probably a business-supply place that sells it nearby. You may pay a bit more for durable things, but it’s often actually cheaper and they don’t cycle things out as quickly (businesses will inevitably need to buy more, and they want them to match).
Shitting in bulk i see.
Single ply, extra thin, just like our corporate overlords intended it.
Thing’s so top heavy he’s gonna barely touch it and the whole thing will go toppling into the bathtub and instantly absorb 10x its weight in water.
Just like that, 42 cents down the drain.
Bro that tp is gonna melt in the water whole homeboy watches like that devastated raccoon.
Yeah, it’s a terrible waste of perfectly good sandpaper.
“You can’t spare one square!?”
I don’t have a square to spare!
Well, is it two-ply? If it’s two-ply I’ll take one-ply, one measly ply.
so what is it from?
https://www.walmart.com/ip/1883864828
Charmin Forever Roll
you da real mvp
His work’s supply cabinet.
Rock on, man.
Nice, that might last my wife one, maybe two days.
RIP your plumbing.
I just have a garbage disposal at the bottom of my toilet. I turn it on before flushing for the “bigger deposits” 🌀
Oh so now people are too privileged to have a poopknife around?
Get you some class
The secret is a bidet. Much cleaner and suddenly I spend a third on toilet paper compared to before (you still use some for drying and checking).
One of my neighbors owns a restaurant. When covid hit, they dropped boxes of gloves, hand sanitizer, and those rolls of TP off for everyone on the street. I still have one
That is a solidly decent neighbour.
