Toot-o-meter.
That’s an HR complaint
He has Tourette’s.
You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
Lmfao. I mean…as much as this boss is the fucking man…this is pretty fucking major disruptive behavior in a workplace.
If the post were real and it was actually a tic, it’s not like he could help it.
That’s not my point. My point is that it’s disruptive. Whether or not he can control it is a different topic.if my tick is that I come up and slap you in the face…i think that’s still pretty disruptive, no? Even if I can’t control it.
The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously.
Then she shifts her body to one side.
Why remove the credit for the OP?
You are officially at war, beans are your friend
In my late teens/early 20s I won a roughly 2 month long fart battle by eating McDonald’s every day. Made my adversary kneel before me.
You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
The forth one is always a shart.
Maybe for you, rookie
Sally forth!
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
Only 0.04% of employees have this
Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my
SteamLinkedIn showcase!
This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
More of a shart post at best
Thanks to the third toot.
Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
It was, in fact, showtime.
The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.
Legend has it that the higher up you go, the deeper it gets. The penthouse doesn’t even have an office in it, just a single solitary toilet perpetually occupied by a mysterious being known only to the higher ups as The One Who Knocks…
Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.
I read this in Captain Holt’s voice
move out of the UK
move boss out of the UK
This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???
I mean…i have a pretty good idea if a fart is going to be gross af. You just know.
Also if you have a fart and it’s gross, then it should be reasonable to assume that the next one will also be bad.
Toot toot morherfucker.
Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.
I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???
If that’s the only issue? Ignore it and carry on. Consider yourself lucky.
I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean
I learned to sneeze like that long before dabbing was a thing and it wasn’t until someone commented that I just dabbed on them that it connected those dots.
Regardless, I still sneeze in my elbow.
Haha, I thought I was the only one!
I started doing it to annoy my wife, but now I still do it, and it’s taking considerable concentration to not dab when I sneeze.
Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.
???.
Profit.
Theres a band called the Toot Toot Toots:
https://youtu.be/0_pqvod-xOw?si=Xqwk2g1nVMbDSkhP
Personally, i think this song and music video slaps
It does indeed. Thanks for sharing this, and I’m now a fan. Sadly, they seem to have split up after rebranding as ‘Twin Beasts’. I found the album for this on bandcamp: https://thetoottoottoots.bandcamp.com/album/outlaws ; and the rest of the album is great too after sampling a few tracks.
That lead vocalist is mostly incomprehensible, but his voice is awesome.
The copyright issues could be interesting.
