they can’t feel what you’re feeling.
Well, the fun part is, if you’re doing it right, you absolutely can… But if it’s never happened before, you don’t know what you’re missing.
The land of opportunity… (Opportunity to exploit the less fortunate). Freedom costs a buck-o-five, have you paid yours?
Meanwhile, my brothers-in-law have hemochromatosis so need to be bled regularly to reduce the iron in their blood, and they have to pay for the privilege. One put off getting the diagnosis as long as he could because as long as it wasn’t official, he could donate blood and achieve the same effect, but once diagnosed, he can’t donate blood anymore- not that there’s anything wrong with it, but to be classified a donation, the donor can’t benefit from it in any way. Such irony. America, fuck yeah.
The kraken almost had you…
As many as 14 other passengers were later discovered to have survived the initial crash but died while waiting to be rescued.
Jesus, what shit luck for them…
Is that better or worse than being told you have a face for radio?
I remember seeing an article back in the 90s or maybe even 80s that was exploring the possibility of the entire passenger compartment separating from the wings and rest of the fuselage and parachuting down in the event of a major failure. The thing is, it would be ridiculously expensive to implement, and there are very few situations where such a system would be any better than keeping the plane in one piece.
For varying definitions of “everyone”…
Americans have been convinced that is socialism and therefore the greatest evil.
6’ fat dude here… 46" I think… maybe only 44…
They found a scam to replace stop & frisk.
Shriveled, and a little to the left.
Creampie, or santorum depending on which orifice it leaks out of…
Always cracked me up when my uncle would yell at whatever he was working on, “come on, you whore!”
You forgot birds aren’t real.